✨total and utter chaos✨ a criminal minds Chatfic

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A/n: time skip, basically the UnSub was someone Lilly grew up with in multiple diff foster homes blowing up places he (and she) grew up in. He got arrested, now they're on the jet home :)

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Penelope: is my honey munchkin okay? 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

Emily: she's using Reid as a pillow

Emily: and holding his hand

Emily: and he's stroking her hair

Derek: they're gonna hate me for this but

Derek: #leidrights

JJ: leid > life tbh

Penelope: Yes!!! LEID LEID LEID LEID LEID 😃😃😃😊😊😊💖💖💖💖🫶🫶🫶

Emily: #leiddeservedmoretime #fuckstrauss #fuckthegovernment

JJ: emmy babe we are the government 🤦🏼‍♀️

Rossi: kiddos what's a "Leid"?

Hotch: it's Williams and Reid's names put together. something they used to say before before Reid and Williams started dating but they did something which made their feeling for each other obvious.

Rossi: that's really sweet, kiddos.

Lilly: [replying to: that's really sweet, kiddos] it's not, it's rlly fucking annoying

Lilly: THIS IS NOT A WATTPAD FAN FICTION WRITTEN BY A GAY 15 YEAR OLD U MCFUCKNUGGETS 😡😡😡😡😡😡🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

JJ: lils calm down we're just having fun

Derek: yh it's just banter 😈😹😹😹👺👺👺👺🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶🥶

Lilly: walk into traffic for me 🤗🥰😘😍🤭

Derek: u first 🤗🥰😘😍🤭

Lilly: aight bet

Penelope: Lilly no 🥺🥺🥺💔💔💔💔💔🫶🫶🫶🫶

Lilly: Lilly yes 😃🖕🛣🚶‍♀️

Emily: Lilly try not to get a psych eval challenge (impossible) GO!

Lilly: Emily try not to do something extremely girly pop challenge (extremely impossible) GO!!

Derek: both of you try not to bully someone challenge (not even worth trying it's so impossible) GO!!! 😌

Emily: shut the fuck up 😒

Lilly: shut the fuck up u bald bastard light bounces off ur head and blinds anyone ur speaking to that's why u can't get anyone 😒🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Derek: at least I didn't break up with my bf cause my boss's boss told me to bffr 🙄🤚🏾

Lilly: at least I didn't drive a fucking ambulance with a bomb in it knowing it was minutes away from blowing up 😒😒

Derek: oh we doing that now?

Derek: at least I didn't dare an unsub in a psychotic break holding me at gunpoint to shoot me 😤😤😤

Lilly: at least I didn't tackle an unsub holding my partner at gunpoint 🥱🥱

Derek: at least I didn't crash straight into the side of an unsubs car and give myself a concussion 💀💀💀