✨total and utter chaos✨ a criminal minds Chatfic

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Emily: man im happy to be home 😌

Lilly: I'm just happy to have my phone back 📱 +🧍= ❤️

Derek: u make it sound like ur only love in life is ur phone 🤭🤡🤡🤡

Lilly: *📱 + 🧍+ 🧠😃 = ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Derek: "🧠😃" excuse me WHAT?? Why 🧠😃 for??

Lilly: ok give me emojis that describe spence then 🤨🤨

Derek: 🧠🤓📊📈📉

Lilly: ...... I don't like you .........

Emily: hey guys do u wanna see butter fly??

JJ: uh sure..??

Emily: okay!!

Lilly: OW!! WHYD U THROW A PACK OF BUTTER AT MY HEAD EMILY 😢🤬

Derek: HAHAHAHAHAHAH L GET FUCKED 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🧈

Emily: JJ said she wanted to see butter fly 🤷🏻‍♀️

JJ: I meant an actual butterfly babe not u throwing a back of butter at Lilly's head

Emily: I never said that ☺️

Derek: AYO WHY TF IS THERE BUTTER ON MY PAPERWORK LILLY 😡😡😡😡😡😡

Lilly: idfk y there's butter on ur paperwork why did Emily feel the urge to throw butter at my head??

Derek: PRENTISS 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾

Emily: idk I only threw the butter

JJ: she's been with me, she didn't do it

Derek: mmm okay 😏 but srly WHO TF???

Spencer: :)

Emily: Reid!! Who knew u had it in u 😧😏

Lilly: Spencer I am thourghourly proud of u

Derek: *thoroughly

Lilly: kick rocks side muscle 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

JJ: spence why?

Spencer: felt like it :)

Emily: WEVE BROUGHT HIM OVER TO THE DARKSIDE 😈😈😈😈😈😈🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Hotch: oh god please no

Lilly: NOW ALL WEVE GOT TO DO IS CORRUPT THE BAU DILF AND THE OTHER ITALIAN AND WERE GOOD

Lilly: WOOOOO 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

JJ: did u just—

Emily: Lilly 😯

Lilly: what

Penelope: u just called our boss a dilf

Lilly: am i wrong? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤔🤔

Derek: no but that was bold

Spencer: what's a dilf?

Hotch: i would also like to know what a dilf is

Emily: google is ur bestie besties

Lilly: NONONONONONONONONO DONT DONT DO NOT PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS DONT 😰😰😰😰😰

Hotch: why are you so worried about it?

Spencer: oh..

[Lilly has left]

Hotch: okay then....

Penelope: should I add her back?

Hotch: no, let her get over the embarrassment first.

Rossi: what the fuck

(A/n: I neeeeed ideassssss 😭😭😭)