✨total and utter chaos✨ a criminal minds Chatfic

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Lilly: oh. my. god.

Emily: what's wrong Lilly? 🤗🥰❤️

Derek: yeah lils what's up? 😇

Lilly: I am going to kill u both

Lilly: I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!

Hotch: Williams, calm down. What did they do?

JJ: ^^ that is the most useless and ineffective statement in the English language 🫣

Emily: us? Why do u assume we had anything to do w/ it? 😇😇😇

Emily: [replying to: ^^that is the most useless and ineffective statement in the English language 🫣] true tbf I punch ppl who tell me to calm down 👊🏻💥

Spencer: why? Just... just why? :(

Penelope: what have u done to make boy genius upset, choco thunder? Not cool >:(

Derek: who says I had anything to do w/ it bbg? 🤗😇

JJ: guys wtaf have u done? Why has Lilly just shoved her glock into my chest and said "keep that away from me or I'll kill your gf and then myself"

Penelope: 😨

Rossi: correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that makes it the second time in 5 hours she's said something along the lines of wanting to die.

Spencer: 4 hours :(

Penelope: Aww no 🥺🥺

Lilly: [replying to: Williams, calm down. What did they do?] THOSE PEA BRAINED PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLES COVERED MY ENTIRE FUCKING DESK IN TINFOIL

Lilly: EVERY INDIVIDUAL FUCKING THING INCLUDING THE DESK IS WRAPPED IN IT

Lilly: I CANT FIND ANYTHING

JJ: that isn't the least bit funny....

Emily: GURL I SEE U LAUGHING UR ASS OFF RN 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Lilly: I am not in the fucking mood Jareau

JJ: okay I'm sorry

JJ: HOWEVER

JJ: why is Spence also upset?? 🤨🤨🤨

Spencer: they wrapped my desk in it, too :((

Derek: it couldn't have been us 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

Emily: yeah last time I checked someone as thick as us wouldn't be able to think of something like that 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Lilly: wow. I stick up for my best friend and this is what I get? 🤨🤨😔

JJ: *cough* boyfriend *cough* 😉

Derek: why can't you let him fight his own battles 🤷🏾‍♂️

Emily: yeah this is your fault in reality 😌

Lilly: because we ALL know he wouldn't do it himself he's baybe 🫶

Spencer: I'm not a baby 😠

Rossi: kiddo, stop it he looks upset

Lilly: ur innocent as fuck love 🫶

Spencer: fuck you 😠