✨total and utter chaos✨ a criminal minds Chatfic

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||BAU Badasses 🥷||

Derek: Reid, yanno how u said that lil lilly wasnt flirting with Kodesco??

Spencer: yes?

Derek: whyd i just walk into this: Kodesco: i like your hair clip
lilly: fuckin dies

Penelope: as much as i want leid to happen, thats fricking adorable :3

Lilly: [replying to: Reid, yanno how u said that lil lilly wasnt flirting with Kodesco??] 1. i stil dk whether this is referring to me being younger then (almost) all of u or me being shorter then all of u

Lilly: 2. hotch said to stop flirting w/ her so i did 🙄🙄 stop spreading misinformation DEREK ✋

Emily: [replying to: as much as i want leid to happen, thats fricking adorable :3] dw pen itll get back on track when lilly stops eye fucking with kodesco the lil fruitcups <3

JJ: FRIUTCUPS 😭😭😭😭

Spencer: I like fruit :D

Lilly: ...i... okay then

Emily: AYO SHE ADMITTED IT 😶😶😶😶😶😶😶🤭🤭🤭🤭

Derek: but to what did she admit?

Emily: try english shakespeare

Lilly: AYO DONT BE DISSIN THE GENIUS THAT IS WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE BY COMPARING HIM TO THAT ASS CLOWN 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Derek: offended 😦

JJ: em i think u forgot that lils REALLY likes shakespeare

Derek: [repkying to: try english shakespeare] what i was saying is what was she admitting to she was eye fucking kodesco in love with pretty boy or shell carry on whatever tf her and pretty boy have after this case is done??? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Emily: fuck

Emily: lilly what were u admitting?

Lilly: nothing❓❓

Penelope: honey munchkin im not a profiler but even i can tell you were admitting to something in that sentence <3

Lilly: .......... no comment 😶

Derek: IT WAS BEING IN LOVE WITH PRETTY BOY!!!!!

Lilly: NO THE FUCK IT WASNT 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

JJ: oh it totally is‼ did u see the way she blushing like crazy? 🤭🤭🤭🤭

Lilly: no??? im not?????????? u 2 r delusional

Lilly: in fact ur all delusional for thinking id ever have any feelings for super boy 🙄✋

Emily: well thats just not nice 😣😣

Lilly: cope or cry el em mayo

Rossi: I open my phone to this.......

Lilly: OMG HI PASTA MAN 👋🍝

Rossi: Hello, kiddo :)

Derek: not lilly switching from absolute menace to six-year-old excited to see their grandparent in public 😃

Emily: not lilly trying to change the subject

Lilly: rossi there bullying me 😭

JJ: *They're

Lilly: bullying. this is bullying, im being bullied

Rossi: kiddos, stop being mean to Lilly, I'm sure she didn't do anything to you.

Derek: whyd u tell rossi like ur running to ur parent?

Lilly: acc i wouldnt know what doing that feels like #carekid 🤩🤩🤞

Emily: i mean we kinda are like a fucked up family 🤷🏻‍♀️

JJ: OMG WHO WOULD BE MOM??

Emily: ROSSI

Lilly: ITALIAN MAN

Derek: MAMA PASTA

Spencer: what is going on??

Lilly: were figuring out what roles each of us play in the respective family of the BAU 🤩🤩

Spencer: right. We do have a case tho...

Lilly: oh yeah shit

Emily: this is important tho

JJ: SO R DEAD PEOPLE BABE

Lilly: ^^ SCUSAMI CHE CAZZO VERO?? 😶😶😮😮😮😮

Derek: lesbians in the bau confirmed???

Penelope: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IM SO HAPPY FOR YOUUUUUUUUUU <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

Emily: JJ!!

JJ: shit...... surprise? 😅😅😅

Spencer: wait, are JJ and Emily dating?

Penelope: aww poor innocent soul 🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖

JJ: yea spence we are

Lilly: I FUCKING TOLD U LOT THIS WOULD HAPPEN!!!! did any of u listen tho???????/ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lilly: wait i think i found the unsub

Lilly: em get in the car were going crime solving 😗✌

Emily: aight bet

Rossi: wait for us kiddos!!

Penelope: be safe crime fighters!! <3

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special thanks to
@gayforjj
for constantly commenting and keeping me motivated to write this fic, ur the best <3