✨total and utter chaos✨ a criminal minds Chatfic

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Lilly: so does anyone have any idea what the hells going on or when I'm gonna be able to come back to work?

Spencer: it could've been when you hit that unsub one to many times?

Emily: but that was months ago it would've happened then if it was going to happen for that

JJ: the whole "go kys" thing u have with Morgan?

Derek: we both know that's purely a joke tho

Derek: I think... Lilly r u joking when u say that? 🤔🤨

Penelope: I hate how u have to ask that ☹️

Lilly: I am if u acc do that I'll do it myself to kick ur ass in hell 😌

Derek: u have that little faith in me Williams? Ouch. 🤕

Lilly: luv u tho ❤️ /p

Spencer: wouldn't someone have to report that? And if that was the case, Morgan should be getting suspended too.

Lilly: my genius boyfriend everyone! Clap for him, he's amazing <33333333333 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Emily: sarcasm rlly doesn't suit u when u use it to insult ur bf lils

Lilly: I said clap for him 🙂🔪🐰

Penelope: not the bunny 😭😭😭 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Spencer: :)

Lilly: but seriously, Nell can only lift my mood so much

Lilly: when can I come back?

JJ: u seriously have no idea what u did?

Lilly: honest to god I have no clue

Emily: did u write in pink glitter gel pen again?

Lilly: no

Lilly: at least I don't think so

Lilly: idk but would I srly get suspended for that?

Spencer: no, you'd get a verbal reprimand at worse, legally, she wouldn't be able to suspend you for that.

Emily: idk, I'm all out of whack shit u do. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Derek: I doubt she can be suspended for her coffee order (on the rare occasion she does have coffee) can she? 🤨🤨

Spencer: no.

Derek: then yea me too

Derek: idk what u could've done

Lilly: yo dilfs u have any ideas?

Derek: did she just... 😧😧

Emily: UR BOYFRIEND IN IN THIS CHAT LILLY ‼️‼️

Rossi: I'm not sure why erin would suspend you.

Rossi: sorry kiddo

Lilly: it's cool

Lilly: had no expectations for u

Lilly: Hotch?????

Emily: are we just going do brush past u callin not only Hotch but ROSSI a dilf??

Lilly: it was purely to get their attention which clearly isn't working

Lilly: HEY AIR IN

Lilly: tell me why ur fave agent was suspended by ur snakey bitch of a boss 🤨🤨

Emily: oh do not kid urself Lilly u r not his favourite

Lilly: u def aren't 🙄

Derek: ITS ME MEAHAHAHAHAHAH 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

Emily: uhhhhhhhhhh..........

Lilly: so who's gonna tell him? 😬😬😬

JJ: awkward...... 😅😅😅😅

Hotch: Lilly, I have some news about your suspension. Do you want me to say it here?

Lilly: yeh get it over with

Hotch: your relationship with Reid was the grounds for your suspension. I really tried, but if you want to come back to the BAU, it needs to stop.

Spencer: what?

Lilly: THATS FUCKING BULLSHIT! IF IM GETTING SUSPENDED FOR IT WHY ARENT JJ AND EMILY?! WHY JUST ME?

Hotch: I'n really sorry, I tried my best but she wouldn't budge.

Derek: that is fucked up can she even do that? I mean they signed the paperwork right

Emily: just say the word and she's gone

Emily: they won't ever find the body 😡😡😡🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸

Lilly: I'm driving let's fuck this bitch up

Hotch: okay, calm down you two. I understand that you're angry, but you aren't killing anybody.

Lilly: if there's no proof and we were never caught it never fucking happened

JJ: Emily's locked in my office, the only thing she'll be killing is time and trees.

Spencer: what do we do? Can we appeal this or anything?

Hotch: you can try, and I'll support you, 100%, but I don't know if that'll do anything.

Lilly: translation: we're fucked I'm fired or breaking up w/ him

Penelope: oh you two, I'm so sorry. I'll make cookies for both of you, and if you ever need anything I'm always here for you. 🫡🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

Rossi: ah, kiddo don't give up hope yet. We can still fight it, maybe she'll back down.

Lilly: whatever doesn't matter anymore.

Spencer: it does, though Lilly! We can fight it, get her to leave us alone!

Lilly: I'm sorry.

[Lilly has left] 

Derek: Hotch look me in the eye and tell me you aren't at least thinking about hitting that rat faced looking bitch in the face.

JJ: i wanna do it with my gun

Emily: I'm wanna do it with a 9mm round travelling at 600 m/ph

Hotch: I am. This isn't fair to either of them.

Penelope: surely we can do something to fix it. Right?

Hotch: realistically? Only if Lilly wants to. She's already given up though.

Derek: so that's that then?

Hotch: unfortunately.

Derek: Lilly's right, this is bullshit