✨total and utter chaos✨ a criminal minds Chatfic

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JJ: LILLIAN SOPHIA WILLIAMS I AM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU!!!!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Derek: did u just full name Lilly??? 😰😰😰

Lilly: JENNIFER ANN JAREAU NOT IF I KILL U FIRST 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

JJ: YES I DID IM GOING TO COMMIT MURDER 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Derek: WHY ARE WE BRINGING OUT THE FULL NAMES?!?!?!?!?! 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨🥲

Rossi: JJ, kiddo, calm down. What's happened?

JJ: MY CHILD IS RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE YELLING FUCK OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Penelope: Lilly! Not cool >:(

Emily: [one video attached] ITS SO FUNNY I CANT 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Lilly: why am I getting blamed for this??? 🤠🤚

Lilly: Spencie was there too dude 😭😭😭😭

JJ: BECAUSE YOU CANT GO 15 MINUTES WITHOUT SWEARING!!!!!!

Derek: it's true I'm her voice box 😔

Lilly: ^^ idk if that statement freaks me out.....

Spencer: on average, you do swear every 7.34 minutes. :D

Derek: how u know that 🤔🤨

Lilly: Spence, just 🤫🤫🤫🤫

Spencer: D:

Lilly: sorry 🫶

Lilly: HOWEVER

Lilly: it is just a word I don't see the problem 🤷‍♀️

Emily: LILLY SPITTING FAX FR 🗣🗣‼️‼️💯💯💯

JJ: Emily.

Emily: I MEAN LILLY U R A MENACE TO SOCIETY STOP 🛑

Hotch: Williams, you influenced a toddler to cuss.

Lilly: so? Not to trauma dump or anything, but I was swearing when I was half his age so 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Spencer: that would make you 2....

Lilly: I was snorting lines of pixie stix like it was crack when I was his age cause I thought it was cool 😌

Lilly: I think CPS had issues a tad bit bigger then me swearing to deal w/ ✌️✌️

Rossi: Lilly, kiddo, do you want a hug?

Lilly: brb gonna go cry father figure just asked if I wanted a hug :')

Spencer: I can't tell if this is bittersweet or dark.....

JJ: now I feel bad thanks lils 👍🏻

Lilly: not my intention tell Henry to stop or I'll make him do his chores next time I babysit him 🥲🫶

Derek: [replying to: brb gonna go cry father figure just asked if I wanted a hug :')] u never answered his question 🤨🤨

Lilly: yes but idk what to do w/ physical touch it feels awkward asf 😐😭

Emily: why r u being relatable asf rn 😭😭😭

Lilly: do u ever get that thing where u have no idea wtf to do with it but u kinda like it?? 💀💀💀🤚

Emily: YESS!! Like I love it but get tf away from me yanno? 😍😍

Lilly: REAL ‼️

Derek: THIS ISNT UR THERAPY SESSION 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Lilly: jayje?

JJ: ...yes?

Lilly: r u still homicidally angry? ☺️ asking for a friend 🤗

Derek: ok I'm sorry 🙄

Emily: u better be motherfucka 😤👊🏻

Spencer: what is going on? Ö

Lilly: we're bullying baldie 😝😇

Morgan: I could say so many things to u rn 😘🥰😍

Lilly: and I could say so many things back in return 😘🥰😍

Penelope: why do you two forget that trauma isn't a competition sometimes? :((((

Spencer: [replying to: we're bullying baldie 😝😇] why? :(

Lilly: 🌈funsies 🌈

Spencer: oh..

Emily: is anyone else bored out of their brains rn??

Emily: like I'm that bored I could fall asleep rn 😴🥱🥱

Hotch: you're in luck, Prentiss. We have a case.

Emily: FINALLY!! Where?

JJ: ^ concerning...

Lilly: [replying to: you're in luck, Prentiss. We have a case.] if u say Florida I'll jump off a bridge 😍😍

Hotch: Long Beach, California.

Lilly: FUCK YEAH!! MY ROOTS!! 😌😌😌

Rossi: are you sure you're going to be okay going back there, Lilly?

Lilly: HELL YEAH!! ANDKFNDJSNKSNDNDJEJJ

Derek: okay then 👍🏾