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Penelope:
They're besties already 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶
Lilly: I though dogs and cats r supposed to kill each other? 🤨🤨
Emily: same here
Derek: yeah law of the jungle and that shi
Spencer: this is true, however, with smaller, more vulnerable animals the mothering instinct kicks in, so because Nell's a puppy and seen as more vulnerable to Sergio, he's trying to protect her.
Penelope: awwwww 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
Lilly: so....... What I'm hearing is ur cat is babying my dog
Emily: huh.... That's cute
Lilly: it is.......
Derek: would he baby my fish?? 🤔🤔🤔
Lilly: SHUT UP ABT UR DUMB FISH BEFORE I CATNAP SERGIO AND FEED IT TO HIM 😋😋
Spencer: oh..
Lilly: 🐟➡️🐈⬛💭 yummy 💭
JJ: Lilly what is ur beef with goldfish?? 😭
Lilly: they're dumb man
Lilly: what r fish acc useful for?? Except wasting ur time and money
Derek: what r dogs useful for?
Lilly: guard dogs, sight-seeing dogs, sniffer dogs, emotional support dogs, firefighter dogs, search and rescue dogs, good for your mental health, encourages exercise and knows when ur sad. What do fish do that isn't swimming around in circles day in, day out?? Or feed every other living thing on this planet?? Hmm?? 🤨🤨
Emily: she went straight for yo neck 💀🤚🏻
Derek: ...... i ......
Lilly: exactly. Get something useful next time u get a pet 🙄✋
Rossi: kiddos, what's going on now?
Derek: Lilly's threatening to feed my goldfish to Emily's cat 😢
Lilly: it's not a threat, it's a promise 😈😈😈
Rossi: Lilly, kiddo, enough
Lilly: okay 🙄
Lilly: sorry for threatening to feed ur fish to Sergio. Srly.
Derek: it's cool short stack 😉😉
Lilly: FUCK U IM AVERAGE HEIGHT
Derek: no ur not! Get outta here with ur 4'9 y/n ass 🙄
Lilly: IM 5'2 MOTHERFUCKER THATS AVERAGE
Spencer: the average for women in America is 5'4-5'7
Derek: EXACTLY!! it's okay shorty I'll put u on my shoulders and then u can bully pretty boy that ur taller then him ☺️☺️☺️
Lilly: IM NOT SHORT 😠😠😠😠🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Derek: no everyone's just taller then u 🤣🤣🤣
Lilly: yea which means ur nutsack it closer to my fist 👊🥜💥
Derek: NO LILLY ASHKFMDBKXKD
Emily: KICK HIS ASS LILS 😈😈😈💥😵💫
Hotch: why is Morgan rolling around the floor in pain and Williams apologising over and over again?
Hotch: [replying to: yea which means ur nutsack it closer to my fist 👊🥜💥] never mind.
Derek: ow 🥲
Penelope: oh, my choco thunder, are you okay? Do you need some cookies for when u get back? 🍪
Derek: yes please.
Derek: pretty boy don't ever piss off Lilly she can punch 🥊 🥊🥊
Spencer: I'm even more scared of her
Penelope: not cool, honey munchkin >:(
JJ: but it was hilarious
Emily: did u hear the noise he made 😭😭😭
JJ: Lilly brought out some type of animalistic shit in him 💀💀💀💀
Emily: why is she so quiet??
JJ: Yeah, she'd normally be relishing in pride by now
Spencer: HOTCH TOOK MY PHONE OFF ME 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 -L
Emily: WHAT??
Spencer: IKR!! I DIDNT EVEN MEAN TO HIT HIM THAT HARD AND I APOLOGISED 😤😤😤😤 -L
Derek: he acc took it off u like ur his misbehaving child??
Spencer: YES 😡😡😡😡😡😡🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Derek: HA GET FUCKED 🤡 L
Hotch: Williams, give Reid his phone back. Now.
Spencer: fine, but when do I get my phone back??
Hotch: after the case.
Spencer: 😢😔😣 damn #depresshion
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Fanfictionhow I imagine the BAU groupchat but with the twist of my OC Lilly Williams being in it too :D <33 SPENCER REID x OC (Leid) !!! Season 2/3 :) #1 in aaronhotchner 4/4/23 #1 ind Spencer 9/7/23