✨total and utter chaos✨ a criminal minds Chatfic

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|| 🏳️‍🌈friuty motherfuckers 💅🏳️‍🌈 (and Hotch + Rossi 🙄)||

[16:24 P.M]

Penelope: did you guys see that? 😱😱☺️🥰

JJ: you mean how Lilly just pushed spence off the boat then grabbed my kid and jumped off like they had planned a homicide/suicide pact? Yeah I did now I'm going to kill her 🙂🔪🩸

Rossi: calm down kiddo, he's enjoying it.

Penelope: I can't 🥺🥺🥺🥺 my heart ❤️🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Derek: what's happened bbg?

Penelope: Lilly's holding Henry up in the water and he's splashing her and she pretending to be mad whilst splashing him back 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Rossi: Aaron asks what prentiss is doing with jack

JJ: why can't he ask himself 🤔🤔🤔

Rossi: he's arguing with Morgan over how to cook a steak

Penelope: they're swimming the waves

JJ: are y'all seeing how WHIPPED Lilly is?

Derek: she's always whipped for pretty boy what u talking about jayjay 🤔🤔

JJ: no I'm talking about how MEGA whipped she is

Penelope: they're so cute together 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

JJ: spence took his shirt off bc it's soaked and Lilly just does a double take and now they're just staring at each other whipped as hell 🤭🤭

Derek: I don't know whether to bully them for this or to support the relationship...........

Penelope: I say we all be nice to them 😊😊

Derek: I can't not take the opportunity to bully them I mean look at how they just stare at each other 🤢

Penelope: my big black twelve-pack 😔

JJ: Penelope— 💀🤚🏻

JJ: HOLY SHIT

Rossi: what's up kiddo?

Hotch: why is everyone trying to drown each other?

Penelope: Emily's trying to get Lilly to stop staring a boy wonder and boy wonder pushed choco thunder in and jumped in himself and Henry's trying to get JJ to swim with him

Hotch: Got it. Nobody actually die please.

Penelope: I will be their guardian angel sir 🫡

[17:39 P.M]

Spencer: does anyone know how to stop Lilly and Emily from trying to push each other off the boat? I think it's getting too aggressive.

Derek: pretty boy just admit you wanna cop a smooch from lil Lilly and you don't know how to ask her 😏😏

JJ: just give them one day where you don't say some type of sexual innuendo to them.

Spencer: no, Lilly almost hit her head off the side of the boat.

Derek: tbh she's so whipped that if u ask her to go over to u, kiss her then say happy birthday she probably won't leave ur side for the rest of the day 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

Spencer: okay :)

JJ: he's acc gonna do it isn't he?

Penelope: AWWWWWW DID YOU GUYS SEE HOW JACK AND HENRY CHEERED WHEN THEY KISSED?????? 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Lilly: wait, did they srly not know?

JJ: I didn't want to tell him in case he didn't understand🙃

Lilly: [replying to: pretty boy just admit you wanna cop a smooch from lil Lilly and you don't know how to ask her 😏😏] really Morgan? Really? 🙄

Derek: I was just helping him out 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

Lilly: I'm about to punch you

Lilly: and there's nothing you can do abt it bc my birthday, my rules 😌

Spencer: I'm pretty sure that doesn't extend to being able to assault someone

Lilly: babe, I love u but just

Lilly: shh 🤫

Spencer: oh..

Hotch: don't hit anyone Williams.

Lilly: okay :)

Derek: what 🤨

Derek: OW!! 🥲😡😡😡😡

Emily: u never said I couldn't hit his mr clean looking ass head 😉

Hotch: ..... well played.