✨total and utter chaos✨ a criminal minds Chatfic

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||🏳️‍🌈 fruity motherfuckers 💅🏳️‍🌈 (and Hotch + Rossi🙄)

Lilly: ok so I understand that we may have made a mistake making our problems your problems but can em come back? Please?

Derek: as much as I hate to admit it it does get boring w/ out her 🫤

[Hotch has added Emily]

Emily: Ty bestie <3333

Lilly: yw

Hotch: don't wake us up at four am and call it 'freedom of speech' again.

Emily: soz bestie

Emily: anyways who wants donuts?

JJ: can u get me my fave pls babe?

Emily: ofc hun x

Lilly: u guys r so cute 🥰

Derek: GO SEXT IN UR PRIV DMS GOD

Lilly: awww is dewek angy because he can't get a girlfwend? 🍼

Derek: AYO FUCK OFF???

Lilly: go sweepy dewek 🍼🍼

Emily: LILLY— 💀🤚🏻

JJ: OMG— 😭😭😭

Spencer: I don't get what Lilly's trying to say with those messages. Why are multiple words misspelled like she's talking in a baby voice?

Rossi: kid, she's saying that Morgan's acting like and infant. And I agree with her.

Derek: um fuck all of u. Disrespectfully.

Derek: [replying to: anyways who wants donuts?] me! 🤤🤤🤤

Emily: besides mr clean 😒😬

Lilly: HA GET FUCKED MORGAN 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

Spencer: can I have one?

Emily: ofc

Lilly: I don't want one, but im coming w/ u i cant w/ all this paperwork ill smash my head against a brick wall if i have to sit here and write another report 🙄😭🙄😭

Spencer: I can do some if you like?

Emily: THIS IS TOO PAINFUL

Emily: KISS ALREADY!!!!!

JJ: leid ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

Derek: LEID LEID LEID LEID LEID LEID LEID LEID LEID LEID LEID LEID LEID LEID LEID LEID 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

Penelope: leid>>>>>>>>

Lilly: Ty spencie and fuck the rest of u (even after I defended u em & jj 😔) ☺️☺️☺️🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Hotch: Reid you can't do Williams' reports.

Lilly:

Me when

Penelope: are you okay honey munchkin?? 🫶🫶

Lilly: yeah I just HATE having to sit around and write the same repetitive bullshit over and over again 😭🤚

Emily: and on that note we're leaving 🤠

Derek: ayo lilly in her relatable era 🤔🤔

Lilly: if u want relatable my dad died 😁

JJ: I though u grew up in the foster system??

Lilly: yes, but I can still Google if my "parents" are alive. They are not 😁😁😁

Emily: and that's enough technology for today

Lilly: NI EMIL/&;!2@&8372!.!&/@

Spencer: oh? 😨

JJ: go babe!!

Penelope: stop fighting and driving please!! 😱😓

Hotch: Prentiss, give Williams her phone back.

Lilly: FuCKHDJDJWODN!.!:&;,!3&38&:'dndjdj!::&&2&'skanksjdjJDKWKjsjdid&:&:!3@19

Derek: [replying to: Prentiss, give Williams her phone back.] that was the biggest dad voice ever

JJ: y'all know he's just fed up with us now

Spencer: oh.......

Penelope: Hotch is the dad of the BAU 🥰🫶

Lilly: got my phone back 💪💪💪 what we talking abt?

Rossi: Aaron being your surrogate father.

Lilly: OMG we never finished the family role conversation ‼️‼️

Penelope: we didn't?? We need to get on the rn

JJ: WHERE DID WE END IT?? 😆😆😆😆

Spencer: Rossi being the hypothetical mother of the group

Derek: who's the oldest child?

Lilly: jj

Penelope: 100%

Emily: at red light rn who am I??

JJ: second born

Spencer: Emily seems like the type of sibling who holds the ideology of "nobody bullies my siblings" yet relentlessly bullies her siblings

Lilly: lol she does 🫣🤭

Penelope: what about me and choco thunder?? 🤔🤔🤔

JJ: Morgan is the attention whore middle child

Lilly: emphasis on whore 🤭🫢🤭

Derek: asshole

Lilly: yep! Anyways spencer and penny are twins but the youngest two, and one of them always boasts abt being 12 mins older 😌🤞

Emily: 12 is an oddly specific number 🤔🤔🤔

Lilly: shut up, it's super boys fave number 🤫

Derek: Lilly is def the tomboy who cakes her clothes in mud and refuses to stay still for two seconds 💀💀💀

Hotch: this is nice and all, but you all have work to be doing.

Lilly: really??? Do we have to??

Hotch: yes, Williams.

Lilly: I don't like you anymore im locking myself in my hypothetical room and refusing to come out 😤😤😤

Hotch: you guys are impossible sometimes.