BLUE BALLS
22.20
Y/n's pookie
Hey hey Y/n
Do you know anything about football??
You know??
Strikers??
Middies???
Raichu
The fuck are middies
Y/n's pookieccc
Midfielder you dummie dumb dumb!
Raichu
Stfu🙄
I know what midfielders are
Im not dumb like someone new
Pretty girl
Huh?
And no Chira I have no idea whats happening in football.
Y/n's pookie
Chira?
Goddamn
Im no.1
Yoi
👁️
Y/n's pookie
🥺
Im coming for your throne
Pretty girl
Wait what throne?
Also what happened to my name ?
Y/n's pookie
Dw abt it
Anyway do you?
Pretty girl
Do i know what?
Raichu
ANYTHI G ABOUT FOOTBALL
Pretty girl
Nope
I genuinely have no idea what you do when playing football
Y/n's pookie
Isagi you didnt think to teacth her how to play football???!!
Yoi
🤷🏻
She said she was too lazy to learn
Pretty girl
I did say that
Im a really lazy person
I have like absolutely no physical strength
At all
Im like a soggy frie
Y/n's pookie
😧
I have the perfect date idea for us Y/n
Pretty girl
Im scared to ask
Y/n's pookie
Were gonna workout toggeter
Pretty girl
Fuck no we aint
I despise working out
Y/n's pookie
Hey Isagi
Is she fit?
Yoi
Yeah i would say so
Y/n's pookie
Then how does she keep fit?
Pretty girl
Ever thought of me having a different hobby that keeps me fit
Raichu
HA I DOUBT THAT
Pretty girl
Wait a minute
Wheres everyone else?
Yoi
Theyre doing skincare and haircare and working out i dont know what Igaguri is doing
And I dint even want to know what hes doing
Y/n's pookie
Hes probs doing something perverted
Anyways
DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT
WHATS YOUR HOBBY THAT KEEPS YOU FIT??
Pretty girl
Alright ladies and gentleman
Today were playing
GUESS Y/N'S HOBBY!!
Our first guest isss
Raichi Jingo!
Whats your guess?
Raichu
I BET YOU DONT DO ANYTHING ESE THAN STAY IN BED AND WATCH SOME KIND OF SHOW
Pretty girl
Thats not a bad guess!
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Fanfiction"Bitch you look like if a cockroach and Barney had a child, don't talk to me‼️🗣️" Blue lock X F!Reader Chatfic !May contain manga spoilers!
