You better be joking... (Blue lock X F!Reader chatfic)

10# they're back

BLUE BALLS
3.16

Pretty girl
If i ate a bunch of cat hairs
Would i throw them up like cats?
I would right?
RIGHT?

16.40

Pretty girl
Is it dangerous to not sleep for a day?
And drink like
A couple liters of coffee
Thats completely normal right?
Im just gonna say it is

12.28

Pretty girl
Is it normal to have a phone addiction?
Like
is 10 hours a day normal?
It hinm it is
Rigth?

'Y/n's pookie' has added 'Nagi' to the chat

Pretty girl
So like in theory
If i drank that stuff inside glowstick
Would my shit glow in the dark?
Oh shit
👁️
Ooo
New person

'Pretty boy' has added 'Reo' to the chat

Y/n's pookie
This is like the worst possible time to add Reo

Pretty boy
How was i supposed to know he would be here

Y/n's pookie
I dont know
Just smell it out or something

Yoi
Hello Y/n

Pretty girl
Omg
Hello Yoi
How are youyuuu
What happened
How is everyone
And
Why do Reo and Nagi have beef?

Y/n's pookie
Its cuz were better
And Nagi joined our team

Reo
Why was I added here?

Pretty girl
Why do you text so formally

Reo
Because that is what people should do.

Pretty girl
Bitch please

Reo
Alr fine
Fuck you

Pretty girl
Id also fuck myself

Reo
🤨

Nagi
Reooooxkn
Hwo sare yon

Pretty girl
Omg it finally happened
I found someone with worse spellibg
Yeees
Im not alonee anymore

Reo
So why am i here

Pretty girl
Just thought you would like to speak to Y/n
Shes calm
Sometimes

Reo
Whos Y/n

Pretty girl
That would be me
Hi
Im Y/n
And i never fucking learned how to read

Y/n's pookie
Skill issue

Pretty girl
🤠
Your lifes a skill issue

Y/n's pookie
😭
I come back and this is how you treat me??
The betrayal

Pretty girl
No bb ill treat you better
Im broke rn but i swear