You better be joking... (Blue lock X F!Reader chatfic)

#27 What am i doing w my life~

SLUTTY FAMILY
21.20

Hoe
If female mosquitoes drink our blood to reproduce
Wouldn't that make you the baby mosquitoes biological parent

Toyota
Here she goes again

Hoes whore
I mean but like
Thats true tho

Tsun tsun
Not scientifically

Hoe
But theyd have your dna in the
Cuz they were born w our blood yk?
Our blood is like sperm to mosquitoes

Tsun tsun
First of all
Dont word it like that
Second of all
Please stop talking about blood being sperm
I dont wanna start imagining if sperm were in our bodies

Hoe
🤨😶😉
I mean technically there IS sperm in yalls bodies

Tsun tsun
Uhh....

Gay
Fuck yeah i have sperm in my body

Hoe
You probably have sperm in you butthole for sure
Anyway
GUESS WHAT HAPPENED AT SCHOOL

Hoes whore
It blew up?

Hoe
I wish...

Yoi
Maybe a trip to somewhere?

Tsun tsun
You passed a test?

Gay
You failed a test?

Toyota
A fight happened

Roblox irl
A pervert was caught?

Sharky
Someone confessed to you?

Gay
Aint no way someone confessed to her!
Right?

Hoe
...

Gay
Right?😅

Hoe
...
Yeah so about that...

Hoes whore
SOMEONE CONFESSED TO YOU?????

Catgiri
Why is thi chat blowing up so much
WAIT WHAT
SOMEONE CONFESSED TO YOU

Gay
I cant believe it...

Tsun tsun
I jsgzjbdjs
My brzkn cant procsxc thzi informahxktoin

Gay
Youre almost as bad as zantetsu

Sharky
So i was right?😭

Yoi
Who was it?...

Hoe
Oh yeah i dont know his name
Its that somewhat long haired really good looking and funny guy that sits in the back of the class and always sleeps in class
And he has a really good looking face
And hes pretty
And tall
And he has dark hair
And his smile is really pretty
And-

Gay
OKAY WE GET IT
GEEZ

Hoes whore
Youre gonna leave us😭