You better be joking... (Blue lock X F!Reader chatfic)

16 # Wtf do i name these

Slutty family
1.30

Yoi
Ah yes
Another peaceful day in the groupchat

Pookie beater
Why is one of my socks rock solid?

Yoi
🤨😦
Excuse me
Nwm
I cant have even one peaceful day

Gay
It ain't me

Pookie beater
Suspicious

Hoes whore
My bro
I was doing some experiments with your sock
Also don't wear it please
You could get foot fungus

Pookie beater
🤮
I'm not even gonna think about what you did to it

Hoes whore
NOW HOLD ON
I DIDNT CUM IN IT
DUDE
I WAS TESTING OUT IF FIZZY WATER COULD SOLIDIFY CLOTHES
And then decided to add random shit I found on the floor
BUT STILL
HOW RUDE❤️‼️🫀
Also where the fuck is Y/n
I crave attention
...
And someone who actually understands me🎏
Talking about Y/n
Where is she?

Gay
Your right
Maybe her brain stopped working because of yesterday

Catgiri
I can guarantee you
She is doing something stupid or dangerous

Yoi
That does sound like her...

Hoes whore
I bet that she made a shrine for me

Gay
Who tf would wanna worship you

Hoes whore
A lot of people do
Looking at you guys
Yeah that's right
You on the other side of the screen

Catgiri
Alr he's being schizophrenic again
Someone get him into a mental hospital

Hoes whore
I DONT NEED TO GO TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL

Catgiri
YES YOU DO
YOURE ALWAYS TALKINH TO THAT MONSTER IN YOUR HEAD AND AT THIS POINT PROBABLY EVEN HEARING THINGS IN YOUR HEAD

Hoes whore
...
Well!
...
Goddamn it

Hoe
Is it legal to scam people for money on the dark web?

Yoi
Oh god...
Everyday I wake up and think about all the horrible things you've done...

Hoe
Oh come on
I'm not that bad

Yoi
1. You took someone's coins when they dropped them and then zoomed tf out of there
2. You scammed a person in a game and then asked for real money for them to get the item back.
3. You literally accidentally drove a car and almost fucking killed me
4. You almost ran over a grandma
5. You've had the cops chase you multiple times
6. You got lost in a forest for like three days and somehow started a cult??
7. YOU TRAUMATIZED A THERAPIST????!!!
8. You traumatized all our teachers
9. You've explored multiple illegal abandoned buildings
10. YOU CAUSE A FUCKING FOREST FIRE?!

Hoe
...
1. They're fault for dropping them and not being fast enough
2. I needed money
3. YOU WERE LATE FOR PRACTICE OF COURSE I HAD TO HELP
4. We dont talk about that
5. I was never caught
6. I was bored dude
7. I didn't know she was that sensitive
8. I DIDNT
9. That I did do
10. It was on accident can't blame me

Catgiri
Now some of these can be considered somewhat normal
BUT A CULT????

Hoes whore
Where can I sign up?

Gay
Wow...
And I though me dancing on my balcony naked every morning was weird

Hoe