You better be joking... (Blue lock X F!Reader chatfic)

14# The fuck...?

SLUTTY FAMILY
23.18

Hoes whore
1
2
Buckle my shoe

Hoe
3
4
Buckle some more

Catgiri
5
6
Nike kicks

Gay
Nah
Not this shit
Stfu

Hoes whore
Fuck you
Also
I have a tryst for us to take

Hoe
What kind of test is it?

Hoes whore
It's a sociopath test

Gay
You tryna say we're all sociopaths???
HA
LOOK AT THIS BITCH INSULTING US

Hoes whore
Man shut the fuck up you delusional bitch

Gay
If anyone's delusional it's you

Hoes whore
Ye but this ain't about me

Gay
Man...
Shut the fuck up

Hoes whore
Shall we start
Alr
First question
"A serial killer is chasing you but he stops to call you on his phone"
"Why did he call you?"

Gay
He probably wants to fuck me
Or he wants to slow me down bc he knows I get hoes and I would check my phone

Hoe
Uhhh
Nobody's gonna wanna fuck you tbh

Yoi
Hmm maybe he would want to know where I'm going?

Hoe
If a serial killer was chasing me
I would probably try to hide
So
Probably to pinpoint my location

Catgiri
He's not gonna catch up to me
Im fast asf

Hoe
Real‼️

Rich boy
I would just pay him not to chase me

Hoes whore
But the question is why would he call you

Rich boy
Idk to ask me for money

Virgin gamer
Too lazy to run

Maid
I don't have time for this

Pookie beater
Ugh you guys are so lukewarm

Hoe
Bitch shut yo ugly fugly ass up Mf
Nobody wants you here either
I'm this close to fucking yo brother

Pookie beater
❕
What did you just say?

Hoe
I said
Imma go fuck your brother
If you don't keep your mouth shut
Bitch.

Pookie beater
...

Hoe
Ding ding ding
"To pinpoint your exact position"
Isagi and Y/n were correct
I knew that Isagi would answer it right since he's a little woohoo in the head
But Y/n?
Woowee
Never knew

Hoe
Fuck you mean???

Hoe
NECT QUESTION!
"A man wants to kill his boss, out of pure hatred"
"So he rushes to the store to buy a knife"
"On display there is a 5$ knife and a 50$ knife"
"He buys the 5$ knife and rushes out of the store"
"Why did he buy the 5$ knife?"