You better be joking... (Blue lock X F!Reader chatfic)

11# My ass

SLUTTY FAMILY
21.30

Hoe
How big is a normal sized ass
And whats considered a huge ass
And whats considered a flat ass

Hoes whore
I would say i have a normal ass
Raichi has a flat ass
And you have a huge ass

Hoe
Oh please
We all know you got a huge ass

Yoi
Well good day to you too

Pussy boy
I definitely have a huge ass
WHO THE FUCK NAMED ME PUSSY BOY
I WANT YOUR HEAD OFF
BITCH FIGHT ME
RN
WENDYS PARKING LOT

Hoe
You want me to change it or you wanna be named Pussy boy

Pussy boy
I SWEAR WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU IM GONNA BREAK YOU HEAD

Hoe
With what?
Your micro penis?
I dont think that would break my head

Pussy boy
I DKNT HAVE A MICRO PENIS
YOU DAD HAS A MICRO PENIS BITCH

Hoe
For sure
I actually hope he does

Pussy boy
Wait what
That usually works

Hoe
What works

Pussy boy
Saying someknes dad has a micro penis or someones mom pussy is loose

Hoe
Yeah well
When you have family problems you dont really care about them

Pussy boy
Goddamn
Pick a struggle
Mf your whole family

Hoe
Ye
except Princess

Catgiri
Someone said Princess

Pussy boy
Whos Princess

Hoes whore
Our child

Hoe
Yes
But shes my cat

Hoes whore
Speaking of family problems
I know a guy with family issues
Well more like brother issues

Hoe
Huh
I thought you were on a team with Yoi?

Yoi
We got seperated

Hoe
Sad

Hoes whore
Can i add him and his friends

Hoe
Sure i guess

'Hoes whore' has added 'Rin'Tokimitsu'Aryu'

Aryu
Now what is this stylish groupchat

Hoes whore
Hey yall
Welcome

Aryu
Who is this stylish person?

Hoes whore
Bitch im right besides you??

Aryu
Ah yes Bachira?
Why do you have that name?
Its not very stylish

Tokimitsu
OMG OMG OMG WHATS THIS
IM SORRY FOR JOININJ
IM SORRY
IM SORRY
IM SORRY
PLEASE DONT BE MEAN TO ME