You better be joking... (Blue lock X F!Reader chatfic)

15# Have mercy

Warning‼️: extreme language

SLUTTY FAMILY
1.30

Hoes whore
AND THEN I WENT LIKE WHAPOW
AND THEN HE WENT LIKE SWOOSH
AND THEN RIN WAS LIKE HUEHUE IM
HERE NOW BITCH
AND THEN HE SCORED

Yoi
Bachira please calm down

Hoes whore
And now we got Isagi on our team😤

Hoe
Tg
(That's great)
Gay
Alr I give up
This bitch is speaking in fucking Hebrew or something

Pookie beater
You know what Hebrew is?
I always thought you were dumb.

Gay
NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE WANKER

Pookie beater
Says the guy who has gay as their name

Gay
Im gonna fuck ya brotha if ya dont shut yee trap bitchus

Hoe
Itbd?
(Is the bitch drunk?)

Gay
WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING IN FICKING TACO
I DONT UNDERSTANF OT YER MOMMA X

Hoe
Yhd
(Yeah he's drunk)

Yoi
Please don't accuse people of drinking Y/n

Gay
YOU USDERNSTAS WHAT THE FEMALEA IS SAYING

Hoe
MFWYFCFYSB
(MOTHERFUCKER WHO YOU FUCKING CALLING FEMALE YOU STUPID BITCH)

Hoes whore
I have no idea what the fuck you're saying but
🔛🔝

Gay
I LITERALLY CANNOT DO THIS TODAY
IVE HAD TO SHOVE MY OWN FICKING FOOT UP MY ASS CUZ SOME DUMB BITCH CANT SHUT THE FUCK UP

Bald monk
Nyah~
Please degrade me more master~
I'm on my knees for your massive cock and balls master~

Gay
SHUT THE FUCK YOU HORNY FETUS LOOKING BALD DINGLINGUS

Bald monk
Ahh~
Spank me harder~
AHAHA~

Hoe
I'm absolutely horrified😨
Flabbergasted
Shocked
Aghast
Appalled
Astonished
Dismayed
Stunned
Dumbfounded
Astounded
Perplexed
Scared
Distressed
Horrified
In awe
Trembling
Terrified
Trembling
Startled
Frightened
Thunderstruck
Awestruck
Baffled

Gay
YOU DONT NEED TO NAME THE WHOLE FUCKING DICTIONARY EE GET IT
YOU SHOCKED

Hoes whore
Sometimes I wonder
Why was the world created
Why make us suffer through depression and anxiety and whatever the fuck that was
Why
Why did it all happen
Could I have changed it
Even a little so this outcome wouldn't have happened
I've always wondered how I would spend the rest of my life knowing I read this...
Whatever it was
Why...
WHY...
WHY!?

Yoi
Bachira there are many things in this world that we cannot explain
That being one of them
You have to understand that

Hoe