my phone kept buzzing on my desk, keeping me awake.
groaning, i sit up, and glance at the digital clock perching on my shelf.
[03:18am], it reads.
too early... i get up from my bed, walking to my desk to check my phone.
142 notifications from the "awesome foursome" group chat Kenny made when he first got his phone.
and every single notification was Cartman, spamming letters of the alphabet.
-- KYLE: oh my god its 3am wtf do u want. --
i send the message, sinking to the carpeted floor and rolling a jar of flowers out the way.
-- STAN: dude you woke me up CARTMAN: Idc KYLE: what do u want KYLE: its so early --
this better be important, i think to myself.
-- CARTMAN: Kenny wants us to have a sleepover tonight since it's been a while since we all had a sleepover together. And yes, my house, because your poor asses can't handle four people at once. STAN: couldn't this have waited till like, oh idk, the morning? KENNY: pls pls pls spls psl spls van we do tne sleepover i miss u guys ‼️ --
he's probably planning something. well, i'll go if Stan goes, i guess.
-- STAN: fine, wtv. what ab school tho, its monday KENNY: just... dont go 2 school. KYLE: my mom would kill me tho CARTMAN: No-one cares about your stupid jew mom, Kyle. Just tell her there's no school. KYLE: fine, only if stan goes to ur dumb sleepover aswell. KENNY: >:3 --
moron.
-- STAN: alr ill go too then CARTMAN: Okay @KYLE, your dumb boyfriend is coming, so can you come too? CARTMAN: Stan's coming as your date, so your not alone, right? KENNY: you're* CARTMAN: Shut up grammar nazi KYLE: fine ill come too. KYLE: im going to sleep. gn. --
i close the chat without waiting for a response, but i can't resist the urge to send Stan a quick goodnight message.
-- (to SBF STAN!!)
KYLE: goodnight stan <3 delivered 3:21 am. --
and i can rest easy.
i turn my phone off, putting it back on the desk, before climbing back into bed, tired.
and then, i sleep.
--
IMPORTANT A/N vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
in my first A/N, i held a vote for which of the three endings i should make cannon, whilst the other two would be AUs.
well i forgot to add smth important to one of them, so i'm gonna re hold the vote here! please everyone vote, i'd like all of ur opinions on this<3
1) MISFORTUNE FOR THE WEAK
2) UNLUCKY FOR THE BRAVE (‼️opportunity for book two‼️)
3) SUBSEQUENCE FOR THOSE WHO WAIT
thx so much, sorry for re-taking the vote😭
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