ihavenoimpulsecontrol@true-spidey
so my family wanted me to have some sort of of therapist bc of the whole hydra thing (@hydra-official) and they introduced me to @falcon and honestly? hes the only therapist we like anymore
>sWeEtCaRoLiNe@bababa
lmao man really @ them lol
>Hydra@hydra-official
yeah not like we had the best time with you either kid
>>ihavenoimpulsecontrol@true-spidey
lmao
>>>Hydra@hydra-official
why do i put up with you? i can just quit. im quitting.
ihavenoimpulsecontrol@true-spidey
lmao @captain-america @bb-barnes @Tony-Stark just made a man quit r u proud of me?
>ihaveknives@bb-barnes
very
>Capsicle@captain-america
yes
>RichandFamous@Tony-Stark
incredibly
>cantgoonedaywithoutaprnightmare @godpleasekillme
... good job
>>ihavenoimpulsecontrol@true-spidey
!! this is the only opinion that matters i am *transcending*
>>>sWeEtCaRoLiNe@bababa
mood
>>>>imtheproblemitsme@singingyellowsharks
STOP SIMPING CAROLINE
>>>>>sWeEtCaRoLiNe@bababa
NEVER CY
***'Family 2.0' Group Chat***
Child - CAROLINE STOP SIMPING
Daughter - WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING HIS TO THE FAMILY GROUP CHAT LET ME SIMP IN PEACE MISS POTTS SAID I COULD
Father - ???
Child - CAROLINE IS SIMPING AGAIN
Daughter - YOU DID NOT JUST TELL ON ME TO DAD WHAT THE FUCK CY
Father - lmao let caroline simp in peace as long as its for miss potts
Father Two - i am gay asf and even i agreed that simping for pepper potts is valid
***Father Two changed their name to Pa***
Pa - as a tennessee country boy, this feels so much better
Son - !! im from kentucky!
Pa - !! peter im stealing your son
Father - were both fathers, lets just both parent him
Son - lmao went from one mom and one dad to no moms and no dads to two dads this is glorious
Son - its even better when you take into account that both my bio parents are lgbtqia+-phobic to the max
Daughter - !! same!
Daughter - thats why i live with cy now lmao
Child - and thats why im an emancipated minor lol
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Captain Dad Sir?!
FanfictionSteve puts the wrong number in while trying to text Tony and accidentally texts someone called 'Bambi' Soon, Bucky, MJ, Ned, Nat, and more join! All in all, it's a very messed up family. AKA my take on a marvel wrong number fic ft. twitter and angst...
