Pride Day Two

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***'AVENGERS ASSEMBLE' Group Chat***


it's they/them, bitch - what the fuck?


That One Straight Guy - language


Bi Disaster - that's it


Lesbian Three - so

Lesbian Three - Clint just ran by screeching with Cap chasing him

Lesbian Three - just a normal day


Aroace Bitch - who took my cupcakes


it's they/them, bitch - oh shit

it's they/them, bitch - not me this time

it's they/them, bitch - i swear


who knows? - idk


Lesbian One - T'Challa and I are in Wakanda

Lesbian One - so neither of us


Lesbian Too - i've been with Ned the entire time

Lesbian Too - not us


Lesbian Three - not me


Lesbian One - process of elimination

Lesbian One - wasn't Ned, MJ, T'Challa, Wanda, Pietro, Loki, Pepper, Bruce, Steve, or me

Lesbian One - that leaves Thor, Bucky, Clint, Peter, and Tony


what is sexuality - this is Loki

what is sexuality - Thor's crying over a dog or smthn idk

what is sexuality - says its not him


Gay Disaster - even i know to not steal Natasha's cupcakes


That One Straight Guy - Steve gave me a break to say one thing

That One Straight Guy - wasn't me


Trans Bi Guy - Miss Natasha?


Aroace Bitch - yes, Spider?


Trans Bi Guy - what if I said that I ate them


Aroace Bitch - I would tell you to not eat them again

Aroace Bitch - and then go buy enough for both of us


Trans Bi Guy - i ate them


Aroace Bitch - i figured it out


Trans Bi Guy - im sorry Miss Natasha :(


Aroace Bitch - it's fine, Spider


Trans Bi Guy - are you sure?


Aroace Bitch - of course, Spider


Trans Bi Guy - love you, Mama Spider


Aroace Bitch - love you too, Baby Spider



(A/N

these Pride Day things are just gonna be outside of the main story line (yes I have another chapter in the works)

In other news, I'm working on Bucky's List

Any suggestions for triggers will be welcome!

Stay safe

~Elliot)

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