Captain Dad Sir?!

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(The title I was going to put:  "GUESS WHAT! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN ADVANCEMENT TO THE PLOT! GUESS WHAT IT WASN'T! AN ADVANCEMENT TO THE PLOT!"

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it didn't fit ;n;)

ihaveknivestoo @diety-of-mischief

so i just explained to thor what gender is in midgard

> sWeEtCaRoLiNe @bababa

... y'all don't have gender in asgard?

sparkles @diety-of-thunder

After Spider-Child and Loki explained what gender is, I would like to say that I fit the term you midgardians call 'non-binary'. However, both he/him and they/them pronouns work for me!
(A/N I just found nb!Thor and am in love)

> ihavenoimpulsecontrol @true-spidey

I'm so proud of you, Mx. Thor <3

>> sparkles @diety-of-thunder

thank you, Spider-Child!

sometimesitjustbelikethat @vine-goddess

??? Thor just called Spider-Man 'Spider-Child'??? Story????

> ihavenoimpulsecontrol @true-spidey

Mx. Thor is the oldest out of all the Avengers so he calls everyone a child. We actually have four Avengers who are at least 100 yrs old

>> sometimesitjustbelikethat @vine-goddess

What's the list? Like... oldest to youngest?

>>> ihavenoimpulsecontrol @true-spidey

Mx. Thor, Mx. Loki, Mr. Barnes, and Mr. Rogers.

>>>> bicycle @bicycle

Captain America's younger that Seargent Barnes?? The museums lie to us

>>>>> Capsicle @captain-america

I really have to get on top of the museums giving out false information. Yes, Bucky's older that me. By like... a year and a few tho

>>>> ifoughtagodandwon @litratboy

who's the youngest?

>>>>> ihavenoimpulsecontrol @true-spidey

either me or @kid-with-a-potato-gun

>>>>>> cantgoonedaywithoutaprnightmare @godpleasekillme

for fucks sake, Bidey

>>>>>>> Capsicle @captain-america

You know the rule, Pepper. Put the money in the Swear Jar.

flat fuck friday @herequeerexistentialfear

well that was a fucking ride. but congrats for coming out, Mx. Thor! <3

ivebrokenzerobones @skateboardwannabe

i kinda want JJJ to say something just to get roasted by the Avengers again

> slytherpuffrules  @slytherpuffrules

same

JJJ @J-Jonah-Jameson

Now even a god is admitting to this tomfoolery. What's next? When will the Avengers stop poisoning our children's minds?

> ihavenoimpulsecontrol @true-spidey

this is gonna be intense. wonder who's gonna rant first?

> ihaveknivestoo @diety-of-mischief

Excuse me? 'Poisoning our children's minds'? First of all, that's not even proper grammar. Second of all, it's you who's posioning their minds, Mr. Jameson. You are one of the reasons why Thor and I spend so much time in Asgard. (1/?)

>> ihaveknivestoo @diety-of-mischief

In Asgard, gender is not a thing. Sexuality is not a thing. We are who we are and we love who we love. Odin may not be a good person, but at least he understands that. He may have called my entire race monsters, but he still understands that, despite being born a female, I do not feel like one. (2/?)

>>> ihaveknivestoo @diety-of-mischief

He does not understand non-binary people, and yet he still uses pronouns I prefer. If anyone, anyone, on Asgard discriminates, they are exiled. No leeway. Third of all, how would you feel, if this was a world were everybody was part of the LGBTQ community and discriminated against cishet people? Horrible, right? (3/4)

>>>> ihaveknivestoo @diety-of-mischief

So, maybe for once in your miserable life, you can think about others for a chance. @pleasekillme

> cantgoonedaywithoutaprnightmare @godpleasekillme

This is your first and final warning. Don't ever try and misgender or discriminate an Avenger again, or you will hear from our lawyers. Good day, Mr. Jameson.

bitchbaby @burdenedwithgloriousfandoms

y'all see Loki just lay out JJJ? we stan a protective younger sibling

mrstanman @bringmeastan

wait Loki identifies as gender fluid?

> ihaveknivestoo @diety-of-mischief

I don't identify as gender fluid. I am gender fluid. I identify as a bitch.

jesusduckingfuck @jdf

fuck off all those that discriminate any avengers. we stan them all

algbtqphobicbitch @helpimrunningoutofusernames

wait so what's in your pants? @diety-of-mischief

> ihaveknivestoo @diety-of-mischief

knives

(Welp... i did it again...

goodbye any hope at advancing the plot ig :/

I was planning this to be really angsty bc I wasn't too happy...

but then it turned into Loki validating himself and Thor :/

anyway

Stay Safe and Much Love

~Elliot)