***'AVENGERS ASSEMBLE' Group Chat***
Bambi - hey
Bambi - what's the best bruise cream?
Capsicle - idk
Capsicle- Bruce and Bucky normally take care of that stuff
Parent Murdering Boyfriend - Arnica and aloe vera help
Parent Murdering Boyfriend - but why do you need it?
Bambi - just curious
Capsicle - if you're sure
***'Dysfunction Family' Group Chat***
Dad - Peter are you okay?
Trans Son - I'm fine
Trans Son- it's nothing
Other Dad - clearly not
Other Dad - why else would you need to know about bruise cream?
Mom - I swear if someone's hurting you, I will kick their asses
Trans Son - i'm fine
Trans Son - can you please drop it?
Dad - okay
Dad - but I'm always here for you, okay, Son?
Dad - ...
Dad - Peter?
Trans Son - shit
Trans Son - MJ Ned
Trans Son - code red
Daughter - fuck
Daughter - get your ass over here
Daughter - now
Daughter - or I will fucking drag you
Trans Son - ajgnbkibhkulfd jdf
Other Dad - tf?
Mom - I'm coming over
Son 2 - I swear to fucking god, Peter, if you jumped out of your window again and broke something a g a i n
Son 2 -I will fucking murder you
Trans Son - okay
Trans Son - going to the bridge
Trans Son - my leg hurts
Trans Son - but that's okay, right?
Trans Son - normal
Daughter - share your location
Trans Son - MJ
Daughter - s h a r e
Daughter - y o u r
Daughter - l o c a t i o n
***Trans Son has shared their location***
Trans Son - I'm going to the bridge.
The Favorite Uncle - fuck this
The Favorite Uncle - Ned, MJ
The Favorite Uncle - go to the bridge too
The Favorite Uncle - get your bikes, cap and buck
The Favorite Uncle - we're picking everybody up
The Favorite Uncle - everyone but buck, take an extra helmet
The Favorite Uncle - buck
The Favorite Uncle - get some shit from dollar store or something
The Favorite Uncle - I'll get Pep to bring us up
The Favorite Uncle - to Bruce's floor got it?
Mom - im taking my fucking knives too
Mom - but okay clint
Dad - already ready
Other Dad - omw
The Favorite Uncle - Nat, you text pep
Mom - got it
Mom - sit tight, Peter
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FanfictionSteve puts the wrong number in while trying to text Tony and accidentally texts someone called 'Bambi' Soon, Bucky, MJ, Ned, Nat, and more join! All in all, it's a very messed up family. AKA my take on a marvel wrong number fic ft. twitter and angst...
