Bambi - Hey, Mr. Dad and Mr. Other Dad?
Other Dad - I will never get fucking used to that and I'm okay with it :)
Other Dad - Yes, son?
Bambi - Do you know what a nap hole is?
Other Dad - oh my fucking god
Other Dad - not this again
Dad - yes, son.
Dad - as a matter of fact
Other Dad - he fucking had one
Other Dad - and he crawled out of it
Other Dad - like a fucking creature of the night
Dad - it wasn't that bad
Other Dad - says the one who didn't have to see it!
Other Dad - you crawled out, on all fours, saying "What does it want with it?" like a fucking demon
Dad - I slept tWELL
Other Dad - and i got 40 heart attacks a day from not finding you and then seeing a demon crawling out of my fucking closet
Bambi - so I guess I can't get one?
Other Dad - where did you get that idea?
Other Dad - of course you can get one
Dad - I will help you if you need
Bambi - thanks
Bambi - but I already made one
Bambi - now my aunt grounds me from my 'closet cocoon'
Other Dad - that is pure gold
Other Dad - why didn't I do that?
Bambi - okay so my friend (who I swear thinks she's my mom) wants to get on here
Bambi - and my friend that told you to call me Bambi too
Dad - well
Dad - what are you waiting for?
Dad - invite them on!
Bambi - okay fine
Bambi - you asked for it
***Bambi added ??? to the chat***
***Bambi added ??? to the chat***
***Bambi changed ??? 's name to Queen***
***Bambi changed ??? 's name to Reeds***
Queen - so
Queen - this is why you have been ignoring us for the past few days, huh?
Bambi - ...
Bambi - you are just like Other Dad
Reeds - hey Bambi?
Reeds - who the fuck is Other Dad?
Other Dad - 'tis I!
Other Dad - OTHER DAD!
Dad - shut up
Dad - you aint no superhero
Other Dad - oh so are we going at this right now, in front of our son?
Dad - ye I guess we are
Dad - tell me exacty what superhero shit you did?
Other Dad - fuckin fine
Other Dad - fucking Sibera
Dad - oh shit
Dad - I'm sorry
Dad - I'll go buy some cake
Reeds - I don't know what went down
Queen - don't ask
Queen - just...
Queen - don't ask...
Bambi - hey guys
Queen - yes, Bambi?
Reeds - ye
Bambi - Dad had a nap hole too
Queen - omfg
Queen - not this again
Bambi - HEY!
Bambi - the closet cocoon is cozy
Other Dad - and is proven to give everyone who looks for you cardiac arrest :)
Dad - I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR BEING COMFY, OTHER DAD
Bambi - and I will never apologize for being comfy.
Other Dad - god dammit
Other Dad - not another one :/
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FanfictionSteve puts the wrong number in while trying to text Tony and accidentally texts someone called 'Bambi' Soon, Bucky, MJ, Ned, Nat, and more join! All in all, it's a very messed up family. AKA my take on a marvel wrong number fic ft. twitter and angst...
