Dad - How are you today, Bambi?
Bambi - Honestly?
Bambi - I wanna kill myself
Dad - What's wrong?
Bambi - Life.
Dad - I get that
Bambi - Wow most people just tell me to get help
Dad - meh.
Dad - I had to live with a fucking over-dramatic bitch for years
Dad - used to it.
Dad - so. what's up?
Bambi - ...
Bambi - I have many feelings...
Bambi - oh and I just realized that we are all womb nuggets
Dad - ...
Dad - Hey, Bambi, what the fuck does that mean?
Bambi - Trust me, Dad. You do not want to know.
Dad - omg one sec
***Dad has added ??? to the chat***
??? - so. this is why you've been ignoring me for the past two fucking days?
Dad - Bambi, this is my close friend, er... Other Dad.
Other Dad - hey, what the fuck?!
Bambi - Nice to meet you, Mr. Other Dad.
Other Dad - ...
Other Dad - ye he's mine now
Dad - no. He's mine.
Bambi - no
Bambi - i belong
Bambi - to
Bambi - fucking
Bambi - no one.
Bambi - i am not anyone's property
Bambi - I am my own person
Bambi - and I will be treated as such
Bambi - ...
Bambi - and my legal guardian is my aunt btw
Other Dad - SHIT
Other Dad - NATASHA'S LOOKING OVER AT ME
Dad - go to the gym.
Dad - ill come too
Dad - cya later, Bamb
Other Dad - k
Other Dad - by sun
Bambi - ...
Bambi - that was sweet but horrible at the same time
YOU ARE READING
Captain Dad Sir?!
FanfictionSteve puts the wrong number in while trying to text Tony and accidentally texts someone called 'Bambi' Soon, Bucky, MJ, Ned, Nat, and more join! All in all, it's a very messed up family. AKA my take on a marvel wrong number fic ft. twitter and angst...
