Peter hummed as he walked into Miss Potts's office. He noticed Mr. Stark pouting, but ignored him. He still had to apologize for drinking his chocolate milk. "You wanted to see me, Miss Potts?"
Miss Potts looks up and smiled at him, "Yes, Peter, I did. In a week Stark Industries is hosting a Pride Chairty/Gala."
Peter nodded, "You want me to announce it on the Stark Industries twitter?"
Miss Potts stood, "Yes please, I've already sent the link to your business email. But, Peter, how would you like to go to the gala as Tony's personal intern? You don't have to, of course, but you can if you want to."
Peter frowned, "What about my friends? Can they come too?"
"Of course," She nodded, "I just need to know within the next few days so I know to expect them."
Peter nodded and, with Miss Potts's dismissal, he returned to the lab, where he quickly made and sent out the text announcing the gala, then opened The Group Chat.
***The Bird App***
sinningisnotfun@stark-industries
In one (1) week, Stark Industries will be hosting a gala dedicated to raising money for multiple LGBTQIA+ charities. Click [here] for more information!
***The Group Chat (ft. Karen)***
Straight Vibes???: peter
Straight Vibes???: whats this about a pride gala??????
Questionable Choices: Miss Potts said everyone is invited! Do you guys wanna go?
Lesbian: do i get to wear a suit?
Questionable Choices: Let me ask Miss Potts.
Gay: wait mj!!!! let's match!!!!
Lesbian: ? okay?
Gay: i'll dm you my idea!
Gayest: question: can peter and i match?
Straight Vibes: gay
Gayest: stfu its literally in my name
Questionable Choices: Miss Potts is okay with whatever we wear as long as she clears it first!
Gayest: peter peter peter lets match!
Straight Vibes: but then who am I gonna match with?? :(
Gay: idea time nobody has a choice with this already cleared it with pepper!
Questionable Choices: ??? Guess I'll die :D
Gay: perish lmao
***The Bird App***
spidermanrepliedtometwice@skateboardwannabe
just went on a date, feeling good
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jesusduckingfuck@jdf
<3
[7 images]
irollbothways@bicycle
lmao gay
[4 images]
spidermanrepliedtometwice@skateboardwannabe
after finishing at the Captain America exhibit, we checked out the other exhibits and asked the workers where they stole the stuff from! 10/10 ethan made a man cry
>sinningisnotfun@stark-industries
thats my boy! :D
bitchbaby@burdenedwithgloriousfandoms
si intern being a proud father is amazing
>slytherpuffrules@slytherpuffrules
yup!
DailyBugle@dbnews
Tony Stark's personal intern is a teenage father? Click [here] for the story!
>cantgoonedaywithoutaprnightmare @godpleasekillme
Hello again, Mr. Jameson! Please remove this as it breaks several privacy laws! Please also answer our lawyers call! It seems we must talk again!
imtheproblemitsme@singingyellowsharks
lmao get rekt jjj
>sWeEtCaRoLiNe@bababa
wait wait wait @J-Jonah-Jameson
>>>imtheproblemitsme@singingyellowsharks
lmao L bozo
imtheproblemitsme@singingyellowsharks
uh so slight issue jjj is suing me for calling him a bozo @stark-industries halp
>sinningisnotfun@stark-industries
@godpleasekillme
>>cantgoonedaywithoutaprnightmare @godpleasekillme
Our lawyers will be in contact with you soon, don't worry.
flat fuck friday@herequeerexistentialfear
As a summary for the hellstorm of a day: SI is hosting a gala in a week, the new Captain America exhibit is open!, daily bugle got in trouble *again*, and @singingyellowsharks is getting sued by jjj for calling him a bozo. What's going to happen next? Only God knows, apparently.
(A/N im sorry i just got attached to the ocs lmao, shoutout to NovaTheVibe on AO3 and that one person who thought this was finished (???))
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FanfictionSteve puts the wrong number in while trying to text Tony and accidentally texts someone called 'Bambi' Soon, Bucky, MJ, Ned, Nat, and more join! All in all, it's a very messed up family. AKA my take on a marvel wrong number fic ft. twitter and angst...
