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The Bad boys are stupid boys (crack to fluff crack)

Grian pov:

"WOULD YOU STOP?!"
Joel said while I was throwing snow balls at him, I even managed to make a bat out of snow! Pretty cool right? Anyways back to beating Joel with snow.
"HAH NO!"
I said with pride, I am the oldest that would make it seem like I'm most responsible which is true but Joel created bad boys and that would make him the leader.
"Guys just stop- it's very annoying to hear you two yelling at each other FOR NO APPARENT REASON!"
Said Timmy, I would've listened but he's my little brother and my "best friend" or something so we just kept going on an about
"NOPE!"
"JIMMY TELL HIM TO STOP HITTING ME WITH SNOW!"
"he won't listen either way!"

[~time skip, back at the mansion~]

Third person pov:

The three of them were sitting in the mansion, they all had a specific item to keep them calm. The three of them were on red so of course they would panic. Jimmy had an IKEA shark. Or BLÅHAJ grian had a pet parrot. And Joel had bread. "This is bad this bad I am gonna be out first again oh god" said jimmy struggling breathe "shh. We'll be alright. For now. where did you buy an IKEA shark from-"
"from IKEA."
"Joel your an idiot where else would get it from?"
"Uh- I don't know"

SORRY ITS SHORT-