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Chapter Twenty Five
"Hasee toh phasee"


×ANANYA×

"How about you be my fake girlfriend and act in front of my parents? Because you are totally in  this with me then." He muttered pointing towards me and I heard Vivian shouting some oh-ho's in the background.

"Nananananananananananana" My voice trailed of musically while I shook my index finger with my head in a sync.

"Fake relationship ke liye bhi reject ho Gaye, Bhai" Vivian said dramatically with a sigh.
[Bhai got rejected even for a fake relationship]

"You both get out" Sahil glared at them while both of them made pouted.

"Maine toh apna muh bhi nahi khola. Es Vivaan ko bhejo mujhe nahi." Kirti replied.
[I didn't even open my mouth. Send this Vivaan out]

"Mujhe kyu? Mujhe yeh drama miss nahi karna. Mai toh kehta hu aap log thoda wait karlo popcorn bana dete hai pehle fir start Karo, khate khate feel aayega thoda-"
[Why me? I don't wanna miss the drama. Rather I'm suggesting that wait for a while, we'll make popcorn and then start. Proper feels will come while eating-]

"Kaisa feel aayega, Vivaan?"  Kirti smirked while giving him looks. I chuckled while noticing Vivaan who got all red while blushing.
[Which feels, Vivian?]

"Ew, kya gandi soch hai!"
[Ew, such a bad mind you have!]

"You guys are not going, right? Let us go inside, Chamatkar" Sahil held my wrist dragging me to the room.

"Aye Haye, Nickname Vickname han" Kirti shouted while I turned around and muttered 'Bitch'
[Wow, nicknames now?]

"Kitni baar kaha yeh mat bulaya kar, Samaj nahi aata na kabhi? Naam hai Mera Etna acha, woh use nahi hota. Aur sabke samne bulana hota hai yeh ess alien duniya ke naam se. Fir aake complaint karega ki aaisa ki sochege waisa sochege. Naam se toh bulana nahi aata esko fir bacho wali shakal banake kaam karva lega apna-" He closed the door once we entered the room.

[How many times have I told you to not call me by this? I have such a good name, you cannot use that, you have to use this alien like name in front of everyone. Then he comes and complains that they thinks this, they think that. He doesn't know how to call by my name and then makes a child-like face to get his work done-]

"Yaar tere me pause ka button hai ki nahi?" He asked.
[Do you have any pause button?]

"Haina? Mai bhi yehi sochti hu kabhi kabhi. Bolne ka competition hota hoga na toh Mai jitugi for sure. Lekin ha, hai, pause ka button hai"
[Right? Even I think the same sometimes. If there is a competition for speaking then I'll surely win. But yes, I do have a pause button]

"Kharab ho chuka hai woh?"
[Is it damaged?]

"Kya?"  He pressed his forehead with his fingers while looking down.
[What?]

"Pause button"

"Kharab nahi hua hai but Maine pause ke button ko pause Kardiya hai kyuki agar usko Maine unpause kiya toh tumhara entertainment pause ho jayega"
[It isn't damaged but I've paused my pause button because if I unpause that then your entertainment will be paused]

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