where my brain went during school

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something in between an actual story and incorrect quotes

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Purple: Hey MT, why's the microwave taken apart?

MT: I was about to ask you the same thing..

Yellow (holding parts of the microwave): *look of pure innocence*



*random banging at 3 am*

Second: I am about two seconds away from taking this pillow an suffocating whoever is making so much noise.

Green (tired voice): two Seconds haha

Blue: suffocation... no breathing... pillow fort...

Red: WE'RE MAKING A PILLOW FORT?!

Purple: *screaming hysterically*

MT: someone please help me



Blue: Uh, Yellow...?

Yellow: what?

Blue: why do you take things apart so much? The microwave is like half gone..

Green: And why do you sometimes talk in YouTube video titles?

Yellow: Top 10 Reasons My Friends Need To Shut The Fuck Up About The Microwave..

Reason number one...



MT: where's the other half of the microwave?

Blue: where's the neighbor's car?

Green: where's the neighbor?

Second: WHERE THE FUCK IS YELLOW?!

Red: ...where's my soul?


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