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I CANT STOP DOING THESE

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Chosen: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?

victim: Why?

Chosen: Dark fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.

Purple: MT doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he just throws salt at them and yells "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

MT: Purple, I know you snuck out to see Chosen last night.
Purple: If you tell Dark or victim, I swear I'll murder you, and they'll never find the body.
MT: Five bucks?
Purple: Fine.

Chosen: God, if only someone loved me...
victim: *standing behind him with roses*
MT: *holding box of chocolates*
Dark: *has balloons and a card*
Purple: *facepalms* This is sad.

Dark: Hey, what have you two been up to?
victim: We were helping Chosen write their vows, but they kicked us out because Purple was making inappropriate suggestions.
Purple: How is "insert name here, I love your sweet ass" inappropriate?

MT, singing: I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need—
victim: A family.
Chosen: A better love life.
Purple: Mental stability.
Dark: *clueless* Bagels?

Dark: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....
Purple: ....
Chosen: .....
victim: ......
MT: ..Who?
Dark: That's the thing we don't-
*Everyone stares at MT*

Dark: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...
Chosen: I really care about your feelings!
MT: I really care about YOUR feelings!
Dark, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...
victim: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
Purple: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

The Squad: *walking at the mall*
Dark: Hey, have any of you guys seen Chosen? He's been gone for a while..
victim: Eh, nope.
MT: No, I haven't...
Purple: Probably ran off to McDonald's or something.
Chosen: Hey.
Dark: Ooh, there you are-
victim: What the fu-
Purple: I- where were you?!
Chosen: Walking right behind you guys.

Dark: You three, explain right now!
victim: It was MT.
Chosen: It was MT.
Purple: It was MT.
MT:
MT: ...fuck.

victim: Alright Purple, MT. Let's go over this one more time.
victim: If something breaks?
Purple: We try to fix it before Chosen gets home.
victim: If it doesn't work?
MT: We blame Dark.
Dark: Seriously guys, what the hell?!

MT: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-
MT: *sees Chosen shoving Dark into the washing machine while Purple records and victim watches*
MT: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

Chosen, about Dark and MT: My god, would you two just get a room already?
MT: Excuse me, Chosen?
Chosen: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding?
Dark: ...
Purple: I ship it!
victim: CAN YOU NOT?

victim: Where's Purple?
Chosen: Doing stuff.
victim: I don't like the sound of that. Where's MT?
Chosen: Trying to stop Purple from doing the stuff.
victim: And Dark?
Chosen: Trying to stop MT from stopping Purple from doing the stuff.
victim: I see. And what are you doing here, Chosen?
Chosen: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Dark from stopping MT from stopping Purple from doing the stuff.

MT: How do you connect with a fictional character?
Dark: What?
victim: What?
Chosen: What?
Purple: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.