yes, these are from the generator. :')
~these are all about the antagonists club (Purple, KO/MT, Dark, Chosen, and victim)
victim: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Purple: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Dark: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
KO: Good thinking.
Chosen: ...the fuck?
KO: What do you think Dark will do for a distraction?
Purple: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
KO: ... or they could do that.
Purple: Dark and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.
Chosen: *Sighing* What did Dark do?
Purple: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Dark: Who wants a steering wheel?
victim: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Dark: Put spaghetti in it.
victim: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Purple: Put spaghetti in it.
victim: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Chosen and KO (at the same time): Put spaghetti in it.
victim: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
Chosen: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
KO: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Purple?
Purple: Probably "road work ahead".
victim: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
Dark: I'm probably "DRIVE FASTER, GRANDPA!!1!1!!" *whacks victim on the head with the steering wheel*
Dark: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Chosen: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Purple: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING MANGO TANGO WITH ME
victim, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
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