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haven't done these in a while

ive lost track of how many generators ive used. if there's any repeats from past shenanigans,

whoops

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victim: Hey, let's mess with Dark, guys!
MT: Hey, Dark, your momma so fat-
Dark: My mom committed multiple war crimes and is now locked in solitary confinement in a Bolivian prison.
Purple: Well, uh- your dad-
Dark: My father left when I was two to be captured and consequentially sacrificed by a group of feral ferrets.
MT: The fuck-
Chosen: Well then...
victim: Stop, Chosen!
Chosen: Your grandparents so-
Dark: My grandmother floated into the sky like a balloon with too much helium when my grandfather spontaneously combusted.
Dark: You cannot best me, mortals

victim: Who the fuck broke the toaster?
Dark: It was Chosen.
Purple: It was Chosen.
MT: Chosen broke it.
Chosen:
Chosen: ...YOU PROMISED

victim: Time for plan G.
MT: Don't you mean plan B?
victim: No, we tried plan B a long time ago.I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Dark: What about plan D?
victim: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Chosen: What about plan E?
victim: I'm hoping not to use it. Purple dies in plan E.
Purple: I like plan E.

victim: How would you like your pancakes?
MT: Plain.
Purple: With sprinkles!
Chosen: Chocolate chips.
Dark: Potatoes.
* MT, Purple, and Chosen look at Dark*
Dark: What? They're good.

victim: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Chosen: ...Your what?
victim: My friends.
Dark: Are they saying "friends"?
Purple: I think they're being sarcastic.
MT: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, victim! All of your friends are in this room.
victim: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

victim: You're just jealous. All my friends tell me I remind them of MT.
The Squad: *screaming*
Purple: She looks like MT? Are you out of your fucking MIND?
Dark: MT, sweetie, I am SO sorry.I am SO SORRY that an ugly-ass bitch like this would even say that.Oh my god.
Purple: MT? MT? MT? You know who you fucking look like? You fucking look like Chosen!

*the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered*
Purple: You're acting pretty carefree for someone who's life's at stake.Who's to say you aren't the killer?
Chosen: It's a murder, not a tax audit. I'll be fine.
Dark: What about MT? Nobody ever suspects MT!
MT: Well what about victim? They have a gun!
victim: Purple has a knife.
Purple: Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs Dark in the arm*

victim: What makes you all smile?
Chosen: Friends and Family.
Purple: Snacks.
Dark: Victory and success.
MT: Face muscles

(kinda short this time)