I got most of these from an incorrect quotes generator
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Random person: ah, those they/thems trying to taint the world with their agenda...
Purple: but we're non-binary. we dont have a genda...!
*dies laughing*
Red: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
Purple: WAIT HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN EXPIRED!?
SC: Where's my boyfriend membership-
Dark: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven't decided yet' is typically a good response
Chosen: You're a menace to society-
Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Green*
Green: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
Dark: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning strikes Dark*
Dark: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!
Chosen: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.
Yellow: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
Yellow: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'
MT: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
Red: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
Purple: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
SC: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
Dark: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
Chosen: ...and you definitely live up to that.
(past) Purple: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
*meanwhile Green and Blue floating in the void*
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