and idrk where i was going with this
Red sits on the couch with the pig.
Red: I'm gonna tell you a secret and you can't tell anyone.
The pig's thought: How am I supposed to be able to tell anyone anything at all??
Red: So...
Yellow and Blue walk in. Blue is eating Nether Wart.
Blue: Hey Red! Whatcha doing?
Red: Uh, nothing...
Yellow (quietly): Blue, stop eating that stuff.
Green walks in with his headphones on, oblivious to everything. He almost runs into the couch.
Yellow: Uh, Green?
Green: Huh, oh, hey guys!
Red: Hi! And be more careful, you could've hurt the pig.
Green: So sorry. I was listening to my music and completely forgot everything else....
Purple flies above them and lands behind the couch.
Purple: Oh, hi everybody!!
*Everybody is surprised*
Green: Hey Purple!
Blue (still eating Nether Wart): Oh, hi Purple, how you doing?
Purple: Good! Also, Red, what were you telling the pig?
Pig: Her deepest, darkest secret.
Purple: Oh. What is it?
Everybody else stares at the pig. It talked??
...and thats where it stopped.
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i wrote this in 5th grade btw
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