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antagonists club

Chosen: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
MT: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Dark: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
Purple: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
victim: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

victim: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Dark: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Chosen: Drunk.
MT: Wasted.
Purple: Dead.

Purple: You're too later, Superdorks! You'll never stop me now!
victim: That's where you're wrong, evildoer! We WILL stop you, with the powers of:
Chosen: Friendship!
MT: Harmony!
Dark: Incredible violence.
victim: And love!

Dark: Hey, how did my phone break?
victim: You were drunk yesterday.
Dark: And?
Chosen: You threw it.
Dark: Why?
MT: You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming "FLY DAMN YOU!"
Dark: And why didn't you stop me?!
Purple: We were busy laughing our asses off.

MT: All right, y'all! Let's take a vote!
Purple: A secret vote. Everyone close your eyes.
*the Squad closes their eyes*
Dark: We don't see the result!
Purple: Well, just say your vote out loud.
victim: Won't we recognize each other's voices?
Chosen: MT has a point.

*In a group chat*
MT: A pegan just flew into my window.
Dark: Pegan?
Chosen: A what?
Purple: Ah yes, my favourite bird, Pegan.
victim: I thought you said penguin for a second, LMAO!
Purple: Just a normal day with flying penguins crashing into my window.
victim: You have pigeons flying into your window? Can't relate, I have penguins flying into my window.
MT: I literally just made a typo-

victim: Good morning.
MT: Good morning.
Chosen: Good morning.
Dark: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Purple: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

Chosen: Okay! Let's play Kiss Marry Kill!
Chosen: First who would you kill?
*Dark points at victim*
*MT points at victim*
*Purple points at victim*
victim: *shrugs* I would kill me too.

Dark: You know what I learned from my friendship with victim?
Chosen: There's no such thing as too mean?
MT: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?
Purple: Always hold a grudge?

Dark: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
MT, victim, Purple, and Chosen: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

Purple: So we're gonna read what we wrote down so we can tell everyone in the class something about ourselves.
victim: Okay, my name is victim but you can refer to me as Lord Farquad.
Purple: Okay that's not happening- how about you!
Chosen: I'm Chosen and I like the movie White Chicks!
Purple: ...Okay... whatever, I respect that.
Dark: My name is Dark and I hate this place, it actually sucks here...
Purple: Okay... and you...
MT: *nervous* Uhhh my name is MT and my favorite color is... math.

Chosen: Purple's refusing to wear their glasses!
Purple: Chosen, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.
Purple: *points to Dark* Dark.
Purple: *points to victim* victim.
Purple: *points to MT* Sasquatch.