I love the antagonists club so much
Dark: There's no meeting today because Purple is at the police station.
victim: They're in jail?!
Chosen: We have to get them out!
MT: Jailbreak! I'm in!
Chosen: I'll dress up and distract the guard!
MT: Ooh, I'll bake some food to help distract ALL the guards!
victim: I guess I could bring my frying pan in case we need a shield to keep us from being shot-
Dark: No! Purple wasn't arrested! They're undercover, taking the system down from the inside. They don't need our help!
MT: Unfollow me if you think the Earth is flat.
Dark: *seriously pretends to be a flat-earther to antagonize the anti-flat-earther.
Chosen: *neutral but makes polls to start fights, "Is the Earth flat? Let's discuss!"*
Purple: *not a flat-earther but makes "the Earth may be flat but this ass ain't" jokes for viral tweets*.
victim: *actual flat-earther.*
Chosen: Are we really going to let MT keep Purple?
victim: We kept Dark.
*victim and Purple's house is on fire, but they don't know it*
victim: Damn, it's hot in here.
Purple: I know, it's so hot there's smoke coming out of the vent!
victim:
victim: First of all, I'm assuming you have no idea what the problem with that statement is.
Purple: What?
victim: Second of all, we need to get the fuck out of here, NOW.
victim: Do you want to be the Sun in my life?
MT: Yes.
victim: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me :)
Purple: Yeah I'm LGBT.
Purple: cuLt leader.
Purple: God hates me personally.
Purple: cowBoy hat.
Purple: *sniffles* Trying my best.
Chosen: I am working on this whole Good Guy thing, but anyone who cuts me in line at Starbucks deserves to have their kneecaps shot out, okay?
victim: Pick a card, any card.
Chosen: Fine.
victim: Wait, that's my credit card!
Chosen: You said any card.
Purple: *writing a letter*
Purple: Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...
And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.
Dark: Die.
victim: Please don't die!
Dark: DIE!
victim: PLEASE DON'T DIE!
MT, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?
Chosen, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and victim wants Dark to accept it as their kid.
MT: Purple, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Purple: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later.
MT: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Dark.
Purple: Wait- MT, no-
Dark: Are you good?
Purple: In what sense?
Dark: Generally.
Purple: Oh, definitely not.
Chosen: How do I ask someone out?
victim: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.
Chosen: No!
MT: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.
Chosen: Stop!
Dark: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.
Chosen: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.
Purple: Sometimes, I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
Purple: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!
Purple: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!
Chosen: Purple just threw a tantrum about a chair.
Chosen: I just won Purple Tantrum Bingo.
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