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feat: antagonists club and the cg

of course this is from the generator.

~CG and Co~

Second: Dammit, Dark!

Dark: What?! It wasn't me!

Second: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Red!

Red: Not me either.

Second: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Yellow: *whistles*

Yellow: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Blue: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Green: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Red: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Second: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

Second: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Green: 'Prettiest Smile'
Blue: 'Nicest Personality'
Red and Yellow: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Purple: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

~Antagonists Club meeting~

Dark: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys. 

Chosen being weirdly wholesome: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap! 

victim: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!! 

Everyone: ...

Purple: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting. 

Dark: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.

Chosen: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
KO: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Purple: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Dark: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

victim: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Dark: Tubular AF!
KO: Mood to the max!
Purple, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
Chosen, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she's a square.

Chosen: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
victim: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Chosen: Three of us saw it, vic. How do you explain that?
victim: *points at KO* Sleep deprivation. *points at Purple* Paranoia. *points at Dark* Delusional personality disorder.

victim, trying to convince Second to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!

Dark: And loud!

Purple: And grumpy!

Chosen: And oblivious to reality!

Second:

KO, depressed: Nothing in life is free.
Chosen: Love is free!
Dark: Adventure is free.
victim: Knowledge is free.
Purple: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

victim: Favorite horror movie?
KO: It
Dark: Saw
Purple: Annabelle
Chosen: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

victim: What does 'take out' mean?
KO: Food.
Chosen: Dating
Purple: Murder..?
Dark: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

victim: You're a loose cannon, Purple. 

Purple: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me? 

KO: I think you play by your own rules. 

Chosen: No way, they think rules were made to be broken. 

victim: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon. 

Purple: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Dark is a loose cannon. 

Dark: *smashes a chair*

Everyone: 

Dark: *smashes another one on a civilian's head*

victim: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Chosen: Rude.
Purple: That's fair.
KO: Not again.
Dark: Are you going to want this back?

~and then they all came together for the best stupidity you've seen~

Second: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Yellow: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Chosen: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Dark: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
MT: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Purple: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Blue: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
victim, annoyed: You are disappointments

Red: I'm an idiot.
Dark:
Second:
Yellow:
Green:
KO:
Dark: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Purple: What's something you guys are better than me at?
Green: Mario Kart.
Yellow: Yeah, video games.
Red: Emotional vulnerability.

victim: Anyone d-
Purple: Depressed?
Second: Drained?
Red: Dumb?
KO: Disliked?
victim: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

Green: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Purple: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Red: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Purple: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Dark: My moral code, is that you?
Green:
Green: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?