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{some more incorrect quotes bc i'm sick and heartbroken}

y/n: tubbo... why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
tubbo: your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
y/n:
y/n: i wrote sanitize, tubbo.

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*y/n walks through the door*
punz: they're so stupid. i can't believe i'm gonna kiss them.
sapnap: well you don't have to...
punz: no i'm gonna

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aimsey: look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, y/n!
y/n: you can't expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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y/n: so tell me why you can't sleep at night?
ranboo shaking: does mike wazowski wink or blink?

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wilbur : name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. i'll wait.
y/n: you and me!!!
wilbur, tearing up: okay.

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tommy: hey y/n. it's lookin kinda muggy outside, isn't it?
y/n: tommy. if i look outside and find you put all our mugs out in the garden, i'm kicking you out
tommy, drinking coffee from a bowl: •-•

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philza: there are seven chairs and ten kids. what do you do?
y/n: have everyone stand.
tommy: bring three more chairs!
wilbur: the most important ones can sit down.
techno: kill three.

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tommy: i've done a lot of dumb stuff.
tubbo: i witnessed the dumb stuff.
y/n: i recorded the dumb stuff.
billzo: i joined in on the dumb stuff.
aimsey: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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dream: i'm an idiot.
sapnap:
y/n:
george:
drista:
dream:
y/n: if you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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y/n: techno doesn't look very happy.
wilbur: that's his happy. he's just a bitch.

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y/n: ine time i witnessed two of my friends bickering and this is how it went.
tommy: anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!
wilbur: tommyinnit.
y/n: to this day, i laugh out loud in inappropriate settings because i still randomly think about it.

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dream: you're a lying piece of shit!
george: oh yeah? you're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
sapnap: I'm leaving and taking y/n with me!
y/n: aaaand that's enough monopoly for the day.

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tubbo: oh you just think you're smarter than everyone else.
tommy: tubbo, i don't think i'm smarter than everyone else. i know i am.

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kidnapper, on the call with the group: five thousand dollars and we'll give tommyinnit back to you.
techno: ....you don't HAVE to give him back-
tommy, offended: you think i'm only worth five thousand dollars??
kidnapper: ...what?
tommy, shouting: MAKE IT TEN MILLION!
wilbur : TOMMY SHUT THE FUCK UP, I SWEAR-

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techno: y/n, i beg of you. please , PLEASE go to the doctor.
y/n: hey, i'm sorry. is this OUR stab wound?

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fundy: i think it's time i get my life in order.
y/n, narrating: but he did not get his life in order. in fact, he got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

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c!dream: honestly? what if i killed you
c!y/n: yeah i don't think i would like that.

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wilbur: *laying his head on y/n's  lap*
y/n, petting his head: this is why people think we're dating.
wilbur, sitting up: wait- we're not dating?!

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y/n: *sitting on their bed, reading. Hasn't eaten all day*
y/n: *looks up suddenly* why do i hear boss music?
punz, kicking down the door: Y/N M/N L/N
y/n: OH FUCK-!