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{some more incorrect quotes bc i'm still sick and heartbroken}

techno: who traumatised you?
y/n: want a list?
techno, hiding his sword behind his back: yes.

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niki: yeah, i support men's rights.
niki: men's rights to shut the fuck up.

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y/n, hanging on for dear life: where the fuck did you learn to drive like this?
tubbo: mario kart.

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wilbur, smacking techno: GET. SOME. REST.
techno, smacking wilbur as well: YOU. FIRST.

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*y/n and sapnap in bed, sapnap spooning y/n, almost fast asleep*
Liam: y/n
y/n: mmh?
sapnap: move your leg you're squishing me.
y/n: *turns to the opposite side with their back facing sapnap.
sapnap: I DID NOT SAY TO MOVE OFF OF ME COMPLETELY DO NOT TWIST MY WORDS!

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tommy: twenty pounds for you to kiss the next person coming through that door.
wilbur: i am not going to do that—
y/n, comes through the door: hey guys.
wilbur: i changed my mind.
tommy, deadpan: shocking. truly.

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karl: you're my soupmate
karl: soulmate
y/n:
y/n: this is a verbal conversation

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y/n, staring lovingly at dream: he could murder me and I'd thank him.
george, hearing this for the 100th time: id thank him too.

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tubbo: remember that halloween when we dressed up like ghosts and threw eggs at y/n's house?
y/n, who was very much a part of the conversation: that was you?
tommy: y/n, please. this is a private conversation.

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karl, pointedly: we are not ordering hawaiian pizza, i'm not into weird stuff.
y/n, raising an eyebrow: dude, you are into me. id say you're into weird stuff alright.

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techno: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
y/n: it was me...
techno: ...is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance

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y/n, walking in to a room: sorry i'm late... i was... doing things.
*sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
tommy, out of breath: THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.

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y/n: am i a mess?
wilbur: of course you are, that's why we get along.
y/n: oh... am i a hot mess at least?

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y/n: you know, dream gives george flowers all the time, i wish you'd do that
sapnap: okay
[Later]
sapnap: *gives george flowers*
george: ?? thank you??
sapnap: i am just as confused as you are

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y/n: the floor is lava!
sapnap: *helps karl onto the couch*
george: *kicks dream off the counter*
y/n: as you can see, there are two types of couples.

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tommy: you need to be more careful!
y/n, who was dragged into tommy's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-

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niki: cat logic is so simple yet so effective. don't like something? smack it as far away from you as possible. literally flawless reasoning

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y/n: guys, our group is in trouble. remember when wilbur and I went to the park on our date?
tommy: ... oh my god, you're pregnant.
y/n: yes, and it's triplets. i'm naming them Hey, Idiot, and Pay attention.

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ted: you remind me of the sea.
jschlatt: because i'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
ted: no, because you make me sick.

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y/n: billzo we need to talk.
*aimsey and ranboo staring at billzo from the other side of the room*
billzo: i'm sorry! i was just so hungry and your cookies were so good and i know you told me not to eat anymore but it was 2am and you were asleep and our fridge was empty!
y/n: what? i was gonna ask you if you could help me on my history homework it's due tomorrow.
billzo: ...oh...
*y/n recalling what just happened*: WAIT, YOU DID WHAT BILL?!