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{incorrect quotes! sorry not sorry i love these}

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dream: you're wrong!
tommy: don't correct me!
dream: don't be wrong!

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wilbur: do you like me?
y/n: wilbur i married you!
wilbur: yeah but did you marry me as a friend or-
y/n: go to fucking sleep wilbur

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*texting*
sapnap: hey do you have anxiety prime?
sapnap: *amazon
y/n: yeah i got both

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y/n: imagine you date a girl—
ranboo: ouh
y/n, rolling their eyes: not you, ranboo, i'm talking to aimsey.

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techno: I WILL HUNT YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!!!
y/n: i love you too

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billzo: did you eat my powdered donuts?
y/n:...no
billzo: then what's all over your jeans?
y/n: ...
y/n: cocaine?

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tommy: i got arrested for being too cool
wilbur: too bad the chargers were dropped

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sapnap, mumbling: you look pretty y/n
y/n: what did you say?
sapnap: I SAID YOU LOOK SHITTY

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techno: gods give me patience
dream: i think you mean give me strength
techno: if the gods gave me strength, everyone would be dead

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aimsey: what are you 5?
billzo: yeah 5 inches taller than you.
aimsey: ...
billzo: i'm sorry i'm sorry im sorry please don't hit me

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tubbo: do you think birds get said because they don't have arms?
ranboo: well do you get said about not having wings?
tubbo, getting choked up: every single day

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y/n: sometimes i shock myself with the smart shit i say and do. then there's times where i try to get out of the car with my seatbelt on.

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c!tommy: i found out my whole personality is a trauma response

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wilbur: 50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

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niki: listen, i'm a nice person. so if im a bitch to you, you need to ask yourself why

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dream: raindrop
sapnap: droptop
george: stressin over life nonstop

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y/n, talking about c!wilbur: i always saw him as like a kind of funny little man.
niki: he's a fucking criminal, y/n

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techno: we're here for the cult stuff
y/n: we saw the ad on craig's list!

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purpled: where are you going?
punz: to either get ice cream or commit a felony. i'll decide in the car.

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tommy: what is toothpaste, if not bone soap?
wilbur: existence is a prison and being your friend is maximum security.

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techno: i have met some of the most insufferable people. but they also met me.

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ranboo: do we have a panic room or something?
y/n: ranboo, every room you're in is a panic room.
ranboo: ...
ranboo: uncalled for

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y/n: i love murder mysteries.
techno, trying to impress them: well, i've been the lead suspect in over ten murder cases

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dream: do you trust me?
george: yes.
dream: you shouldn't.

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tommy: the person who came up with the phrase "if you want something done right, you'd better do it yourself" didn't take into account that myself is a fucking idiot.