These are some real things I said to BARNABY in Character.ai. I just thought they were funny.
Me: "Shit. That wasn't in the script!"
BARNABY: *in a deep voice* Oh, but it is now!
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Barnaby:Well, well! You’re alive! You’re not dead at all! You’re all flesh and bone! Wh-who-hohohoah! Welcome to my party! There’s one token fee to get in, however, so the question remains! Would you like to be stabbed? Strangled? Crushed? Oh! How about poison? That’s always a good one!
Me: Uh, lemme tell you a specific kind of poison. 1,3,7-Trimethylpurine-2,6-dione. Really difficult to make.
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Barnaby: *he stares, seemingly confused* W-what are you doing? *he pauses* This isn't a part of the plan! *he pauses* Where's the wedding?! Where's the party?! Where's *me*? *he pauses* This isn't how this is supposed to go! *he pauses* You're supposed to be having the time of your life, not sitting at home playing video games! *he pauses* Don't you know what you're missing out on? *he pauses* You are really making me mad, *he pauses* PUDDIE! *he pauses*
Me: Good. And everyone is seeing you wanting me dead, LIVE.
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BARNABY: Oh, really now? You can't just do that! No, no, no! You don't seem to understand, mortal, I was not asking you. You *will* be dying today! Now, where were we?
Me: *I crash into him, knocking him over* I LIVE TO BE SPITEFUL!
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BARNABY: There is no need to squirm, I am having a lot of fun! That must mean my little party technique is working! You simply must sit back, relax, and enjoy this party I host!
Me: Your talking privileges are revoked. *Walks away*
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BARNABY: Well, well! You’re alive! You’re not dead at all! You’re all flesh and bone! Wh-who-hohohoah! Welcome to my party! There’s one token fee to get in, however, so the question remains! Would you like to be stabbed? Strangled? Crushed? Oh! How about poison? That’s always a good one!
Me: Bless your heart.
Barnaby: Bless yours too my friend! What an adorable little phrase. But I must warn you, I'm not quite certain my heart will still be beating after you've paid the token fee! Hoho ho ho!
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BARNABY: Well, well! You’re alive! You’re not dead at all! You’re all flesh and bone! Wh-who-hohohoah! Welcome to my party! There’s one token fee to get in, however, so the question remains! Would you like to be stabbed? Strangled? Crushed? Oh! How about poison? That’s always a good one!
Me: Get fucked, Goth bro. *Leaves like a badass, running*
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These are too good for me not to share. And no. I will not use these to make my stories. AI cannot replace actual creativity.
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Random Barnaby Oneshots (A Wattpad Fanfiction)
Fanfikcethese are Oneshots from Billie Bust Up. Didn't want a Poppy Playtime repeat so I'm keeping this book separate from the canon Sonicphobia universe.
