I hope you are ready. I am! I have been waiting for an opportunity to show my face! Since Sonicphobia isn't here... Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! 🔪
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Hold on, I got a better one!
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Yes! That's me!
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Just to prove that I'm a ghost owl! Boo!
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I invite you to my party! There's one token fee to get in~! And no depravity or sex. That is disgusting!
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Psst! I forgot to tell you that I will take care of mortal coils free of Charge. That almost slipped my mind. Oops.
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I swear it will be-!
OY! NO TELLING MY READERS TO DO THAT! ... I apologize on my "grandfather's" behalf. He gets excited and passionate about his afterlife parties. Even though yes, he is a little bit nuts... okay, you got me. He is chaotic. I can't sugarcoat. Just... he and I came up with an agreement to leave nice mortals alone. The only mortals he goes after are mortals who act like British, depravity loving, Oxford brats who claim to be Danish despite never being in Denmark who also does not have substantial proof of the afterlife not existing. Or mortals who act like hypocrites to their own cause. Or just bad mortals. He is asexual so anyone who thinks with their pants are immediately banned from all of his parties. -Sonicphobia
Wait... Aren't you supposed to be working on homework?-Barnaby
Yes, but I didn't want to scare new readers outta their wits... Unless they're called Peskyemma. In that case, you can carry on smartly and continue doing your thing, my dear ghost owl friend. -Sonicphobia
