South Park x Reader One Shots

Medusa (Bebe x Reader)

(Bebe Medusa and other characters are from the South Park 'Phone Destroyer' AU)

What do they have that I haven't got?

Y/N radiated glory from her whole body. She was quite literally an Angel among the heavenly beings in the mystical lands.

Bebe peered at Y/N through the pillars of the bathhouse talking to Angel Wendy. The snakes in her hair writhed with jealousy.

Bebe was the most beautiful among the underworld. But her vanity was useless as heavenly beings never acknowledged the underworld, therefore, Y/N never acknowledged Bebe.

Wendy laughed and placed a hand on Y/N's shoulder. Bebe's eyes glowed red and hissed under her breath. She had to get Y/N to notice her.

Bebe was a sweet and seductive woman but was often misunderstood due to her razor-sharp fangs, snakes amongst her curled blonde hair, and eyes that glowed red when crossed along with a serious case of resting bitch face.

Bebe followed her out of the bathhouse and across the courtyard fountain. Hercules Clyde sauntered over arrogantly toward Y/N.

Clyde was deemed dangerous by Bebe. She didn't trust any meathead that was awarded holy valor for killing monsters such as herself.

She kept a close eye on him while blending into the small crowd around Prophet Dougie O'Connell pretending to listen to him rave about his visions.

"That's right babe, fifth monster this week I've slain."

Clyde flexed his muscles in front of a disinterested Y/N.

"That's not something to brag about. A monster hasn't attacked anyone in years, it's not necessary to keep slaying them."

"Sooo, can I take you out then?"

"When you develop a personality, maybe."

Clyde wasn't used to rejection and the veins on his neck began to strain in anger and embarrassment. Before he could do anything rash, Bebe leaped in front of Y/N, shielding her.

"Ha! You think I'm scared of a woman? A monster no less! I eat you bitches alive for breakfast!"

Clyde pulled out a massive club from the holster on his waist and raised it over his head.

Bebe whispered to Y/N without turning her back.

"Run."

Clyde's club came down hard, Bebe was barely able to dodge it as it made a dent in the tile on the ground. He was only powerful at close range, so Bebe used her fluid reflexes to move effortlessly atop the tall fountain and higher up the building.

Sexy Nun Randy had a weapons stand nearby and she quickly snagged a crossbow on her way up. Clyde might as well have been a sitting duck. It only took a shot to the thigh and abdomen for him to collapse and bleed out.

Bebe slouched against a wall catching her breath. She had lost sight of Y/N and would no longer be able to protect her. She cursed and tossed the crossbow aside, sulking back to her lair in the caves below.

...

"Hello? Is anyone down here?"

Bebe's ears perked up. She could have sworn she heard Y/N's voice echoing through the cave system.

"Bebe? Are you in here?"

It is her! The caves were dangerous and home to all kinds of creatures that her delicate self wouldn't be capable of handling. Bebe followed the sound of her voice finding her quickly.