The Reds were all completely out of ammunition as they had no other choice but to bluff their way to victory.
Grif: No way is this bluff gonna work.
Steve: We wouldn't have to use it if someone brought the extra ammo.
The orange soldier just sighed as Steve just glared at him.
Sarge: Doesn't matter, there's positively no way they know we're outta ammo.
Unfortunately for them, Sarge's deductions were incorrect as Church spoke out.
Church: Yeah, they're definitely out of ammo. What are your terms?!
Tucker: Their what?
Church's yell echoed towards the reds as they heard that their bluff seemed to pull off.
Grif: Our what?
Simmons: I can't believe this is actually working. See if you can get Lopez back Sarge.
Grif: Oh yeah! 'Cause then he can fix the warthog.
Donut: Ooh. Ooh. Sarge, tell them we want the flag.
Grif: Yeah, and some cake.
Donut: Ooh... Wait wait, Sarge, just the cake.
Sarge: Alright Blues! First off, we want your flag-
Simmons: Wait, wait, wait just a second. The last time we got the flag the chick in the black armour showed up.
Sarge: -to stay right where it is. Keep the flag.
Steve's eyes moved to the right of his visor as he saw Allison just grumbled upon hearing those words.
Allison: He's lucky I'm not able to shoot him right now.
Steve just chuckled but he tried to hide it as much as he could, Simmons took a little notice but said nothing of it.
Sarge: But we do want our mechanized droid guy back!
Church: Uh oh.
Sarge: You may know him as Señor El Roboto!
The Blues looked at the cobalt soldier, though the newest recruit was just confused on what the Reds were on about.
Tucker: Well Church, what's it gonna be?
Church: Chingado! No way, I'm not giving my body back! I just got this thing.
Freya: Wait I'm so confused, how can you have a new body? I thought you were joking.
Tucker: Yeah... it's confusing but we'll talk about it later. With a bunch of other things gal.
Freya: *Groans* Okay then.
Sarge: And don't think you can keep his nuts! Or bolts, or other mechanical parts you may have!
Church: Uh-Uh, he's not here anymore!
Tucker: Yeah, he left! He was all like "Sayonara!" and then he just took off.
Freya: That's Japanese Tucker!
Church: Shut up Tucker. Hey Reds! How about a medic? Would you take a medic as a hostage?
Doc: A hostage? But I'm supposed to go over there.
Simmons then turned to his team with that negotiation.
Simmons: That sounds pretty good to me.
Steve: That depends if he's a good medic or not.
Grif: Yeah, I think we can hold out for more.
Simmons: We don't have any bullets, dumbass.
Grif: Oh right, take the medic. The medic's a good deal.
The blues then shifted their attention to the medic and Caboose. Freya seemed a bit sympathetic seeing as Caboose just got shot for seemingly no reason.
Church: Hey Doc, how's the patient?
Doc: Doing well, he seems very alert and responsive.
Tucker: He's talking about Caboose, right?
Church: No, I mean his toe. How's the toe I shot?
Doc: What, that thing? That fell off like half an hour ago.
Caboose: Rest In Peace, pinkie toe!
His voice suddenly deepened out of no-where.
Caboose: You shall be avenged!
Doc: *sighs* Tell you what, go ahead and send me over. I really don't think I can be anymore help.
Church: Okay, we're gonna send over our medic! Now what do we get?!
Simmons: You? You're surrendering! You don't get anything except humiliation and ridicule!
Tucker: We've already got that! What else do you have?!
Sarge: What do you want?!
The cyan soldier was about to talk but was interrupted by Church.
Church: Tucker, stop. How about you admit that the Red team sucks?!
The five Reds huddled up and whispered to each other.
Sarge: What if we admit that one of us sucks?!
Grif: Nice! Wait, you mean Donut right?
Steve: Get yourself to it Grif, your fault for not bringing enough ammunition.
2 Hours later Grif was ready as he stood out in the open.
Church: Okay then! We agree to the terms? You first, then we send over our medic!
Sarge: Get on with it Grif.
Grif: *groans* I would just like to let everybody know, that I suck!
Church: And?
Grif: And that I'm a little girl!
Church: What else?
Grif: And I like ribbons in my hair and I want to kiss all the boys. ...
Sarge: This may be the greatest surrender of all time.
Steve: I concur Sarge.
Simmons: Okay, is that good enough?
Church: Yeah! Alright, go ahead Doc.
Doc then walked up the reds who were all waiting for him.
Grif: Man, I really hope you're worth this.
Doc: Can I ask you a question? Do they put something in the water here?
Grif: Water? We ran out of water six months ago.
Doc: No water? Then what do you drink?
Grif: Uh, ketchup. .. soy sauce. .. gravy, the usual.
Sarge then walked up to Doc with a prideful comment.
Sarge: I only drink the blood of my enemies, and occasionally a strawberry Yoo-hoo.
Steve: I have a stash of alcohol and lemonade.
All the Reds: WHAT?!
Steve: And I ain't telling you where...especially you.
He said those last words to the orange soldier before walking back to Red Base.
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Red vs Blue and the Corporal Season 2
FanfictionRed vs Blue with a Corporal returns with season 2. More than 3 months had passed since Agent Tex arrived and brought chaos and confusion in Blood Gulch. Church now has Lopez's body, the reds are without Lopez as the blues are without Tex. Who is se...
