In the caves of Blood Gulch, the purple medic was laying on the ground unconscious.
Vic: Paging Dr. Dude to the radio, stat! I need twenty CCs of what the hells going on there, dude.
Though soon enough Doc had finally pulled through and had woken up.
Doc: Ugh, what happened?
Vic: Hey, you tell me, dude. One second we're talking about a hole in the wall, and the next thing I know you turn into Grumps McGurt. Sounded like you needed a lozenge. Threatened to eat my children. Not very cool dude.
Doc: Jeez, did I really? I'm sorry. Something went wrong with my radio and I heard this weird beeping, honking-
Vic: Hey, no offense taken, dude. Don't got any kids anyways.
Doc: What?
Vic: Old Vic's been through the ship and stitch. If you know what I mean.
Doc: I don't wanna hear about that.
Vic: Winky-Blinky the one eyed Sergeant's firing blanks.
Doc: That's weird.
Vic: If you get me.
Doc: Look-
Vic: Vaya Con Dios of Vas Deferens
Doc: Yeah alright, I, enough, I get you.
Vic: I mean a vasectomy, dude.
Doc tried to talk, but Vic kept interrupting him at him till this point.
Doc: Look, I found something really weird here at Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha.
Vic: Roger that, what did you find?
Doc: It's. .. It's like a. .. It's like a thing.
Vic: It's like a thing... Okay dude. Thank you for the update. I'll be sure to alert the chief of staff.
Doc: Sorry I'm-
Vic: Move to Defcon 1.
Doc: I'm just a little dazed. It's a big thing. It's purple, it's uh, it's a big purple thing.
Vic: Use your words dude!
Doc: I don't know. It looks like some kinda alien artefact. Do the aliens have, like, a home base or something here?
Vic: I don't know dude. Why don't I just consult my Extra Terrestrial Travel Guide for ya. Oh, look! Got a great series of alien bed and breakfasts there. Lucky you.
Doc: Never mind, I'll just figure it out myself.
Vic: Nothin' about big purple things, though. Maybe it's some kind of alien vehicle.
The medic turned off his radio in total annoyance.
Doc: Man, that guy is such a jerk. The next time, he talks to me like that, I'm gonna tell him to go straight to H-E-double hockey sticks. Oh I really shouldn't talk like that, that's not very nice.
Suddenly, the rogue A.I. took control of the Doc instantly.
O'Malley: If I ever meet him, I'm taking his eyes as souvenirs!
Doc: Woah, that was unlike me. I must be stressed out, time for yoga!
Unbeknownst to him, he was doing yoga right next to a vehicle known as the Covenant Ghost.
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Red vs Blue and the Corporal Season 2
FanfictionRed vs Blue with a Corporal returns with season 2. More than 3 months had passed since Agent Tex arrived and brought chaos and confusion in Blood Gulch. Church now has Lopez's body, the reds are without Lopez as the blues are without Tex. Who is se...
