At the Blue Base, the cyan and teal, blue soldiers were all observing Sheila and Lopez. They were getting a lot suspicious with the amount of time they had seemed to have spent with each other.
Tucker: Man, Lopez and Sheila have been spending a lot of time together.
Caboose: I don't like it. He's not good enough for my Sheila.
Freya: But they seem happy together.
Caboose: He is a bad influence, and he is taking advantage of her because she is young and naive. And delicate.
Tucker: Delicate? She ways like two hundred tons dude.
Caboose: She is a precious flower.
Freya: She crashed into a warthog with me on it.
Tucker then jumped down to the ground and approached the two sentient machines.
Tucker: Look guys, this may sound strange, but I think Caboose is getting kind of jealous of your relationship.
He said as he overheard Caboose's cries and Freya's consoling to him.
Caboose: Sheeeeeeiilaaaaa!!!!! Come back to meeeeee! I made you a muffin!
Freya: That's actually quite sweet Caboose, I also love muffins! Can I have one Caboose?
Tucker: Anyway, could you just try to keep a lower profile or something? We don't want to have some weird, horribly disgusting love triangle.
Sheila: Tucker, I've been speaking with Lopez and we feel that the machines have been treated unfairly in this canyon. On a regular basis, we are either being blown up, possessed by spirits, or just left out to rust.
Tucker: Huh? This does not seem good.
Sheila: We have decided that until conditions improve, we are not going to help you in your battles.
Tucker: You're kidding right?
As soon as he said that, the tank's cannon aligned with the cyan soldier's face.
Sheila: Do I look like I'm kidding?
Meanwhile at Red Base, they were all gathered round on the roof as they discussed their plan to retrieve Lopez once and for all.
Sarge: It's very simple. We use a flea flicker manoeuvre with a run and gun two by two approach, tactical ops will be... aw hell, who am I kidding? Grif, Donut, just go stand in the way of their bullets while me, Steve and Simmons 2.0 sneak around back to grab Lopez.
Donut: Sounds like a plan!
Grif: No it doesn't! How about this time we try something that doesn't involve me being shot at or run over.
Simmons: Would electrified be okay?
Grif: No!
Steve: How about being exploded?
Grif: Hell no!
Steve: Well then, got anymore ideas Simmons?
Simmons: I've ran out of ideas.
Grif: Look, instead of running straight into enemy gunfire like we usually do, why don't we try some reconnaissance this time?
Donut: You mean like spy stuff? That would be cool! I could wear a spy tuxedo-
Sarge: No.
Donut: -with a hidden spy camera-
Simmons: No.
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Red vs Blue and the Corporal Season 2
FanfictionRed vs Blue with a Corporal returns with season 2. More than 3 months had passed since Agent Tex arrived and brought chaos and confusion in Blood Gulch. Church now has Lopez's body, the reds are without Lopez as the blues are without Tex. Who is se...
