DERPY KIND! Gravity falls (reader insert)

The Legend of the Gobblewonker

✨NO ONE'S POV:✨

The scene opens with Dipper, you, and Mabel at a table during breakfast.
Mabel:(Holding Sir Syrup) Are you ready for the ultimate challenge?
Dipper :(Holding Mountie Man) I'm always ready!
Mabel: Then you know what this means!
Mabel and Dipper hold out their respective syrup bottles.

Dipper & Mabel: Syrup race! (Tilt syrup bottles back and start to drip syrup into their mouths) Ahhh!
Mabel: Go, Sir Syrup!
Dipper : Go, Mountie Man!
Dipper & Mabel: Go! Go!
You slam the table to match the chant as your tongue is lazily out your mouth

Dipper: Go! Go!
Mabel: Almost... almost... (Taps the bottom of her bottle and the syrup drips onto her tongue) Yes! (Coughs) I won! (Coughs)
You high five Mabel as she high fives you back with a smile

Dipper : (Picks up and reads newspaper) Ho ho, no way! Hey Y/n, Mabel, check this out.

Mabel: (Looking at ad in newspaper) Human-sized hamster balls? (Gasps) I'm human-sized!
(You nod looking over both their shoulders)
Dipper: No, no, Mabel. This. (Points to a monster photo contest ad) We see weirder stuff than that every day! We didn't get any photos of those gnomes, did we?

Mabel: Nope, just memories. And this beard hair. (Holds up beard hair)
Dipper: Why did you save that?
Mabel : (Shrugs and makes an "I dunno" sound)
(You pat the beard hair as you chuckle to yourself)

Stan: Good morning, knuckleheads. You two know what day it is?

Dipper: Um... Happy anniversary?
Mabel: Mazel tov!
You: Labor Day?
Stan: (Hits Dipper's head with a newspaper but pats y/n on the head) It's Family Fun Day, genius! (Walks over to fridge and gets out milk) We're cuttin' off work and having one of those, you know, (sniffs milk in the refrigerator) bonding-type deals.

Dipper: Grunkle Stan, is this gonna be anything like our last family bonding day?

✨Flashback to Dipper and Mabel helping Grunkle Stan make counterfeit money while you eat gummy worms Mabel gave you to past time✨

Stan: You call that Ben Franklin? He looks like a woman! (Hears police sirens) Uh-oh.

✨Cut to present.✨

Mabel:(Shudders) The county jail was so cold.
You: (you just eat the leftover gummies as Mabel had shuddered)

Stan: All right, maybe I haven't been the best summer caretaker. But I swear, today we're gonna have some real family fun. Now who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car?
Dipper & Mabel: YAY! (You put both your arms up to match their energy)
Dipper: Wait, what?

Scene cuts  to a road in the forest. Grunkle Stan is driving his car with Dipper, you, and Mabel blindfolded in the backseat. Stan leans down to adjust the radio and the tires screech.

Dipper: Whoa whoa!
He felt you fall on him as he protected your head from hitting anything (he sighs) Blindfolds never lead to anything good.
Mabel: Wow! I feel like all my other senses are heightened. I can see with my fingers! (Touches Dipper's face, making him laugh)
The car jumps, making the twins and you fly into the doors but dipper and Mabel make sure you didn't hit your head.

Dipper: Whoa! Grunkle Stan, are you wearing a blindfold?
Stan: Ha ha. Nah, but with these cataracts I might as well be. What is that, a woodpecker? (Drives through a wooden guardrail, making the twins scream)