The Love God

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💔NO ONES POV:❤️
(A/N: I also loved this episode in season2!)

Open to a shot of the Gravity Falls Cemetery with a partly cloudy sky, and a star-shaped cloud. Dipper, you, Mabel, Wendy, Nate, Tambry, Lee, and Thompson are watching the sky and pointing at clouds.

Mabel: Whoa! That cloud looks like a chipmunk! (Points to a cloud shaped like an animal; an airplane flies out of its "mouth")

Wendy: —Barfing an airplane. (Everyone laughs)

Dipper: It does.

Thompson: (Points to a waffle-shaped cloud) Uh, that looks like... uh, a cloud!

Lee: Boo!

Wendy: Thompson, stop being the worst at everything.

Thompson: (Chuckles) Sorry guys. (All laugh)

Mabel: Look at the clouds! Ooh! That cloud looks like a big heart-shaped balloon!

Dipper: Clouds don't come in colors. That is a balloon.

Wendy: Oh dude! It's the Woodstick festival.

Dipper: Wait, the wood what?
You: (gasp excitedly making dipper look at you)

Wendy: It's this annual outdoor concert featuring Oregon's up and coming indie bands. (Takes Tambry's cell phone out of her hands)

Tambry: Hey!
Wendy swipes through several images of the bands.

Wendy: They're all coming! Scarves Indoors, Wood Grain on Everything, the Love God! You've probably seen him in that viral video.

Love God: (In the video:) Who's ready to fall in love tonight? (The crowd cheers and he stumbles face-first into the camera) Whoa! Ow! I hope nobody's filming this!

Dipper: Whoa! Like a real concert concert? I've, uh... I've never actually been to one of those before. (Brushes elbow)

You: Me either! But Wendy is bringing me along this time! (Smiles excitedly)

Wendy: That's because you've never had an awesome crew to roll with before! (She points at Nate, Lee, Mabel and Thompson sitting together; Thompson is holding a dirty sponge)

Lee: Come on, Thompson!
Lee & Nate: (Chanting:) Lick that sponge! Lick that sponge!

Thompson: (Groans and licks the dirty sponge)
Lee, Nate, & Mabel: (Laughing) Oh!
Nate: Can't believe he's doing it!

Lee: (Laughs) What is he doing?
Wendy: When you're with us, you're in! (Points at Dipper as you hold dipper's hand in agreement)

Groaning is heard. The gang looks worried. A flock of ravens chirp and fly away from branches.

Lee & Thompson: (Gasp)

Mabel: Ghosty sounds! Cemetery ghosty sounds! (Shakes Dipper) Protocol protect Y/N! (Moves in-front of you)

You: Mabel you do know that I can protect mysel-

Mabel: (dramatic) But you are still young!

Wendy: It's coming from that open grave.
Nate: You look! (Elbows Lee)
Lee: No, you look! (Pushes Nate)

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