DERPY KIND! Gravity falls (reader insert)

Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons

✨NO ONES POV✨

Scene opens up outside the Mystery Shack. A sign is shown saying "Temporarily CLOSED For Repairs."

⭐️Cut to inside the gift shop.⭐️

Mabel is lying on the floor with an empty cheese boodles bag. Stan is sitting on a chair and you floating just nearby.

Mabel blows bag of Cheese Boodles into the air, bag slowly drifts down. "I just ate a bag of Cheese Boodles without using my hands. Lazy Tuesday, you are delivering in a big way!"

You chuckled at this as you floating spinning in circles.

Stan: Heh. Yeah. It's nice to finally have a day where nothing interesting happens whatsoever.

Ford: (Comes out of the vending machine door with a Cycloptopus on his wrist)

Mabel, you & Dipper: (Scream)

Ford: Everyone, get down! Don't let it taste human flesh! (Punches it and it drops off his hand crawls around the room)

Dipper: What is it?!
Mabel: Can we keep it?
You: Can I kill it? (Raises blue flames hand)

Stan: (hitting it with a rolled up newspaper) Kill it! Kill it!

Ford: (Chases it into the corner) Patience... and (When the cycloptopus' eye turns into a screaming mouth) Gotcha! (Shocks it with his gloves and holds up its burnt body)

Stan: Great. Now get it outta here. It smells like if death could barf.

Dipper: (Runs over to Ford with Journal 2) Great-uncle Ford! You need any help with that? I've read all about these creatures in your journal, and I think I know how to--

Ford: No! I'm sorry, Dipper. On the dark, weird road I travel, I'm afraid you cannot follow. Well, call me for dinner! (Closes the vending machine door behind him)

Dipper: Maybe next time then? Or not? Or never.

Mabel: Aww, Dipper, don't take it so hard.

You: (nod) yeah dip, there's always to hang out with him if he has the time.

Stan: (Hits Dipper with newspaper) No, do take it hard. Take it hard and serious. My brother is a dangerous know-it-all, and the stuff he's messing with is even worse. Do yourself a favor and stay away from him, you hear me?

Dipper: But, Grunkle Stan, all summer long I've wanted to know who the author of the journal was. Now the guy lives in our basement and I can't even talk to him.

Stan: Don't worry about what's in the basement. You belong up here with me, Y/N, and Mabel.

Mabel: Yeah! Besides, the season finale of Duck-tective is airing this Friday! That's all the mystery you need this week. Come on, quack with us, Dipper! Quack, quack quack quack...

You: Quack, Quack, quack, quack.
Stan: Huha, yeah! Quack quack, quack quack...

Dipper:  (As Stan, you, and Mabel say "quack," looks at light coming from behind the vending machine)

Mabel: Quack quack quack, a quack quack quaaaacck. Quuaaaaa... (Pointing at Dipper) Why isn't he quacking?

You shrugged looking at dipper with a scrunched up face for once.

⭐️Cut to Mabel writing in the living room with you in the background.⭐️

Mabel:  (writing) Dear Mom and Dad, we've been in Gravity Falls for a few months and so much has happened! We have a friend name Y/N that's dating dipper! Happy couple moments. Dipper had given Y/N flowers once. But just yesterday gravity reversed itself, almost destroying the universe and totally wrecking the whole town! (Looks up at TV, where Lazy Susan is standing in front of a crane attempting to pick up Greasy's Diner)