✨NO ONES POV✨
The scene opens in Gideon's bedroom. Gideon reads through Journal 2 on his dresser drawer to come up with a nefarious scheme against the Pines family.
Gideon: Zombie attack? Never works, they don't take orders. Blood rain? Ew! Mess up my suit. Heh, no thank you. Demon Caterpillars? DRAT! (Shuts book)
Gideon: There must be a perfect way to exact vengeance on the Pines family. It's not enough to harm 'em, I need to take something from them. Something that'll give me ultimate power. Wait, of course! (Picks up his model of the Mystery Shack) It's perfect...
✨Cut to a shot of the Mystery Shack. Dipper, you, Mabel, and Stan Pines are watching TV.✨
Constable: (On TV) You've gone too far this time, Duck-tective!
Duck-tective: (On TV) Quack quack, quack quack quack quack.
The doorbell rings.
Stan: (Opens door) Welcome to a world of mystery!
Unnamed lawyer: Stan Pines?
Stan: The tax collector! You found me! (Throws smoke bomb at the ground to distract the lawyer, then runs inside and rips off a decoration, revealing a duffle bag with money in it; searches the tiles of the wall)
Stan: Aah... uh... which one of these is the trap door?
Unnamed lawyer: Mister Pines. I'm from the Winninghouse Coupon Savers contest, and YOU ARE OUR BIIIIIIG WINNER!
A cameraman comes in along with two women holding a check for 10,000,000 Dollars. Gold confetti is thrown on Stan's face.
Stan: Heh? My one and only dream, which was to possess money, has come true!
Dipper: We're rich! I'm gonna get a butler!
Dipper's thought: and we're gonna have a happy future together
Dipper looks at you excited with Mabel as Mabel grabs your arm with a wide smile.
Mabel: I'm gonna buy a talking horse!
You: "pelp" potatoes....
Unnamed lawyer: Offers a contract to Stan) Just sign here for the money.
Stan: (Immediately signs contract) You bet!
Gideon: (Rips through the giant check) Ha! Stanford, you fool! (The two women leave the shack) You just signed over the Mystery Shack to liddle ol' me! (Sings and dances)
Dipper and Mabel: (Gasp)
You only mimicked a shocked face.
Stan: (Unconcerned) Uh, might wanna take another look there.
Gideon: (Reading from contract) "The shack is hereby signed over to... (Opens his eyes wide in shock) SUCK A LEMON LITTLE MAN"?!
Stan: Ahahaha!
Gideon: Rips contract angrily) How dare you!
Dipper and Mabel: Hahaha!
Gideon: I am not a threat to be taken lightly! (Reaches for the man) Come here, hon'. I need your arms.
Unnamed lawyer: (Lifts up Gideon)
Gideon: I'll get you, Stanford Pines! I'LL GET YOU ALL! (Lawyer carries him out)
Stan: Wanna see what else is on TV?
Dipper : Yeah, OK.
You nodded
Mabel: Yeah, alright.
Stan: Yeah.
Mabel: My favorite part's the theme song.
🎧Cue to theme song.🎧
The scene shows Mabel and Dipper playing chess and you just relaxing watching them.
Mabel: Little guy to black space nine!
Dipper: It's a pawn, that's not your color, and stop stealing the tiny horses!
Mabel: (With a bunch of knight chess pieces in her sweater pocket) They like it better in here. Don't you babies? (Makes horse noise)
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DERPY KIND! Gravity falls (reader insert)
FanfictionA derpy and nonchalant 12 year old goes on the adventures of this wacky town with the pine twins. Not knowing the cost of earning people's heart and trust, your derpy and adhd self is quite the catch. Mable: CAN WE KEEP THEM?! Dipper: WHAT?! I mea...
