✨NO ONES POV:✨
The scene opens with an establishing shot of Gravity Falls under heavy downpour and thunder.
✨Next scene shows the Mystery Shack. In the bedroom attic, Dipper and Mabel are playing Conflict Boat.✨
Dipper: I'm gonna say... B5.
Mabel: Miss! (Puts a peg on her board) Whop! (High fives you)
You: pelp!
Camera shows Mabel's board, with her pegs arranged like a cat's face.
Dipper: I don't think you guys are playing this right.
Stan: (downstairs) Kids! Come quick!
Dipper, you, and Mabel run downstairs. They enter the living room to find Stan watching television.
Stan: (Laughs) I need you to laugh at this with me!
A commercial for the Tent of Telepathy comes on the television.
Gideon: (On television, singing:) Who's cute as a button, and always your friend? Lil' G-I-D to the E-O-N! Wink!
Bud Gleeful on TV: Li'l Gideon!
Dipper: (disgusted) Ugh, Gideon!
You cringed having your tongue back in your mouth at the sight of him.
Mabel: Remember when me and Y/N wouldn't date him and he tried to destroy us?
Dipper automatically holds your hand as you shivered at that memory.
Stan: He's always trying to trick me into losing the Mystery Shack!
Wendy: One time, I caught him stealing my moisturizer.
Soos: And yet, our mutual hatred for him bonds us together.
Gideon: (Laughs)
Bud: (On television, voice-over:) Come on down to Li'l Gideon's Tent 'o' Telepathy, opening soon at this location.
Commercial shows the Tent of Telepathy crushing the Mystery Shack.
Dipper: Uh, should we be worried about that?
Stan: Please, the only way Gideon's taking over this shack is by breaking in and stealing my deed.
A loud crash is heard from upstairs.
Wendy: You mean like, right now?
✨Cuts to Stan's office, where Gideon is attempting to open Stan's safe.✨
Gideon: Uh, thirty-eight? Forty-one? Oh, heavens to Betsy! (Stan opens the office door)
Stan: Gideon!
Gideon: Well, well, Stanford! My arch-nemesis. We seem to have entered a dangerous game of cat and mouse. But the question remains, who is the cat, and who is the--
Stan: Y/N, broom. (You give the broom to Stan)
Gideon: Oh no, not the broom!
Stan: (Chases Gideon around the room with the broom)
Gideon: (Hisses)
Stan: (Hits Gideon with the broom twice before chasing him outside)
Gideon: You mark my words, Stanford! One day I'm gonna get that combination! And once I steal that deed, you'll never see the Mystery Shack again!
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