✨NO ONES POV:✨
The scene begins with the twins and you eating Corncornos inside Stan's car. Stan is honking while Mabel attaches nachos from her chip bag to her ears.
Mabel: Ha-ha! Nacho earrings. I'm hilarious!
You nodded clapping.Stan: That's debatable. Aw, come on, what's with all this traffic? And why is it all...covered wagons? (Realizes in shock and horror) Oh no! No! No! (Pushes gas pedal) Not today! Not today!
A few women gasp in the presence of him nearly running them over. He backs up, and begins to drive the car backwards.
Dipper: Grunkle Stan, what's going on?
Stan: We gotta get outta here... Before it's too late! (Sees that his car his trapped between a group of covered wagons) They've circled the wagons! We're trapped! NOOOOOOOOO!!Mabel: (Looks outside her window and sees a cow) I've got a good feeling about today.
✨THEME SONG✨
The twins, you, and Stan get out of the car and walk around an old fashioned-looking Main Street.
Dipper:
Man, look at the town. (Holds a postcard up for a second. When he lowers it a little so you can see that the town is a sepia shade, but it is just due to a pane of dirty glass)Worker : (Walking by, holding one end of the pane of dirty glass) Dirty glass. We got dirty glass! Dirty glass.
Stan: Ah, boy. It's Pioneer Day. Every year these yahoos dress up like idiots to celebrate the day Gravity Falls was founded.
Toby: (Approaches Stan as a paperboy) Welcome to 1863!
Stan: (Pulls up his left sleeve to threaten Toby) I will break you, little man!
Toby: Ahh! (Runs away and crashes into a barrel)
Mabel and you look at a view of people doing various activities, panning right. People doing candle dipping.
Mabel: Wow! Look! Candle dipping! ( she grabbed your arm excited)
People doing gold panning. Old Man McGucket, who is also gold panning, can be heard in the background, saying "Gold!"
Dipper: Whoa, gold panning!
Priest: (To a man and woodpecker:) I now pronounce you man and wife.Woodpecker: (Pecks her husband's hand)
Woodpecker guy: I do!Mabel: (Confused) What chu talking 'bout?
Dipper: Oh yeah. I remember this. (Takes out Journal 3 while you look over his shoulder) In Gravity Falls it used to be legal to marry woodpeckers.Woodpecker guy: Oh, it's still legal. (Puts a hand on his shoulder, where the woodpecker is perched) Very legal. (Walks away as the announcer speaks up)
Announcer: Come one and all for the opening ceremonies!
Mabel: Grunkle Stan, you coming?Stan: No, thank you! Just remember if you come back to the Shack talking like these people, you're dead to me!
Dipper: (Starts acting with a Southern twang in his voice) Thar's a carpetbagger in the turnip cellar!
You did a country dance while clapping your hands
Mabel: Well, hornswabber my haversack!
Dipper, you, and Mabel spit on ground and run off, laughing as you just have your arms in the air running with them.
Stan: (Raises his fist, angrily) DEAD TO ME!!! EXPECT THE DERP!!!
A crowd assembles around a large stage.
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DERPY KIND! Gravity falls (reader insert)
FanfictionA derpy and nonchalant 12 year old goes on the adventures of this wacky town with the pine twins. Not knowing the cost of earning people's heart and trust, your derpy and adhd self is quite the catch. Mable: CAN WE KEEP THEM?! Dipper: WHAT?! I mea...